The ‘F**k Yourself’ Tote

Carry your Convictions, on Canvas

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This isn’t just any tote; it’s a statement piece, a declaration of eco-conscious sass, and a carrier of your most essential pleasures.

This tote is a tribute to the daring, the eco-warriors, and the unapologetically bold. Made with unbleached cotton canvas, robust canvas straps, and adorned with hessian detailing flaunting our coveted slogan, ‘F**k Yourself. Not The Planet.’ this tote is your companion in making a statement that’s loud, proud, and environmentally sound!

It’s spacious enough to carry your day-to-day essentials (and maybe a few TNLC extras!), yet stylish enough to turn heads and spark conversations. The ‘F**k Yourself’ Tote is like a badge of honour for eco-chic enthusiasts – a fusion of fashion, function, and playful audacity. So why settle for the mundane when you can carry a piece of the TNLC spirit with you? It’s more than just a bag; it’s a piece of the revolution in sustainable pleasure. Make a statement, carry your convictions, and remember – loving yourself never goes out of style, especially when it’s this planet-friendly!

This isn’t just any tote; it’s a statement piece, a declaration of eco-conscious sass, and a carrier of your most essential pleasures.

This tote is a tribute to the daring, the eco-warriors, and the unapologetically bold. Made with unbleached cotton canvas, robust canvas straps, and adorned with hessian detailing flaunting our coveted slogan, ‘F**k Yourself. Not The Planet.’ this tote is your companion in making a statement that’s loud, proud, and environmentally sound!

It’s spacious enough to carry your day-to-day essentials (and maybe a few TNLC extras!), yet stylish enough to turn heads and spark conversations. The ‘F**k Yourself’ Tote is like a badge of honour for eco-chic enthusiasts – a fusion of fashion, function, and playful audacity. So why settle for the mundane when you can carry a piece of the TNLC spirit with you? It’s...Read More

This isn’t just any tote; it’s a statement piece, a declaration of eco-conscious sass, and a carrier of your most essential pleasures.

This tote is a tribute to the daring, the eco-warriors, and the unapologetically bold. Made with unbleached cotton canvas, robust canvas straps, and adorned with hessian detailing flaunting our coveted slogan, ‘F**k Yourself. Not The Planet.’ this tote is your companion in making a statement that’s loud, proud, and environmentally sound!

It’s spacious enough to carry your day-to-day essentials (and maybe a few TNLC extras!), yet stylish enough to turn heads and spark conversations. The ‘F**k Yourself’ Tote is like a badge of honour for eco-chic enthusiasts – a fusion of fashion, function, and playful audacity. So why settle for the mundane when you can carry a piece of the TNLC spirit with you? It’s more than just a bag; it’s a piece of the revolution in sustainable pleasure. Make a statement, carry your convictions, and remember – loving yourself never goes out of style, especially when it’s this planet-friendly!

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This isn’t just any tote; it’s a statement piece, a declaration of eco-conscious sass, and a carrier of your most essential pleasures.

This tote is a tribute to the daring, the eco-w...Read More

This isn’t just any tote; it’s a statement piece, a declaration of eco-conscious sass, and a carrier of your most essential pleasures.

This tote is a tribute to the daring, the eco-warriors, and the unapologetically bold. Made with unbleached cotton canvas, robust canvas straps, and adorned with hessian detailing flaunting our coveted slogan, ‘F**k Yourself. Not The Planet.’ this tote is your companion in making a statement that’s loud, proud, and environmentally sound!

It’s spacious enough to carry your day-to-day essentials (and maybe a few TNLC extras!), yet stylish enough to turn heads and spark conversations. The ‘F**k Yourself’ Tote is like a badge of honour for eco-chic enthusiasts – a fusion of fashion, function, and playful audacity. So why settle for the mundane when you can carry a piece of the TNLC spirit with you? It’s more than just a bag; it’s a piece of the revolution in sustainable pleasure. Make a statement, carry your convictions, and remember – loving yourself never goes out of style, especially when it’s this planet-friendly!

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Sustainably Minded
Discreet Delivery

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We provide discreet, free and tracked 48 hour delivery on all orders over £85. An express 24 hour (next working day) delivery by DPD is free on all orders over £160. You'll find more detail on our delivery options here and our free returns policy here. All our packaging is 100% discreet, sustainable and plastic-free.

Plastic Free
Packaging

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Our delightful bundles come encased in a charming cotton drawstring bag, all within a sleek recycled cardboard mailer box.

Tree Planted

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For each purchase we’ll plant a tree to say thanks. So far we’ve planted over 30,000!

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34cm (13.4”) x 38cm (15”)

F**k Yourself. Not the planet.TM

We'll recycle your old toys, for free.

As part of our 'Second Coming recycling scheme, we'll recycle your old sex toys whether or not you originally bought them from us. Simply claim your free postage label and use the mailer box your new products came in.

We plant a tree for every item you purchase.

As part of our 'orgasms for oxygen scheme', we plant a tree for every item purchased. We're currently replenishing devastating deforestation in North West Madagascar, and with your help have planted over 30,000 trees.

We make sex toys from recycled ocean plastic.

Since 2022, all of our best sellers have been made using a recycled ocean plastic internal core, adorned with a buttery smooth sanitary grade silicone covering.

Oh, and also...

Carbon offset delivery.
Totally plastic free packing.
Never tested on animals.
Body safe & skin kind.

Additional information

Weight 148 g