Myrtle

Licking Tongue Vibrator

£69.95

Next day delivery & free returns

100% discreet and trackable

"Mimics a tongue flicking the clit brilliantly well."

Included in the 3 for 2, mix & match.

Myrtle

£69.95

Play now, Pay Later. No Fees.

Simply Lube?
You Simply Must.

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Combo Price = £99.85£92.90

We’re pretty proud of Myrtle, I mean have you seen a more aesthetically pleasing sex toy!? Certainly deserving of pride of place on your bedside table. Its beauty to one side, Myrtle is a doer, with 9 different licking and flicking modes and 3 intensities Myrtle is designed to bring you to a cunnilingus-esque climax in any way you please. This thing has to be seen (and experienced) to be believed. No words… oh except magnetic charging, yep magnetic charging.

So, what is a licking tongue vibrator anyway? A licking tongue vibrator is an innovative sex toy designed to simulate the sensation of oral stimulation. It features a soft, flexible “tongue” that moves in various rhythmic patterns, mimicking the motion and feel of a real tongue. This device is crafted to provide intense, focused pleasure, making it perfect for those who enjoy the sensation of oral play. With adjustable speeds and modes, a licking tongue vibrator allows you to customize your experience to suit your desires, ensuring maximum satisfaction.

Made from body-safe materials, it’s a delightful addition to any intimate collection, offering a unique and thrilling way to explore new levels of pleasure. Lube is your friend, and that includes whilst using Myrtle! We’re pleased to report that Myrtle is fully compatible with our water-based lubricant range, Simply Lube. Between sessions, Myrtle can snuggle within the included cotton drawstring bag. Go precise with your masturbation, go Myrtle!

We’re pretty proud of Myrtle, I mean have you seen a more aesthetically pleasing sex toy!? Certainly deserving of pride of place on your bedside table. Its beauty to one side, Myrtle is a doer, with 9 different licking and flicking modes and 3 intensities Myrtle is designed to bring you to a cunnilingus-esque climax in any way you please. This thing has to be seen (and experienced) to be believed. No words… oh except magnetic charging, yep magnetic charging. Read More

We’re pretty proud of Myrtle, I mean have you seen a more aesthetically pleasing sex toy!? Certainly deserving of pride of place on your bedside table. Its beauty to one side, Myrtle is a doer, with 9 different licking and flicking modes and 3 intensities Myrtle is designed to bring you to a cunnilingus-esque climax in any way you please. This thing has to be seen (and experienced) to be believed. No words… oh except magnetic charging, yep magnetic charging.

So, what is a licking tongue vibrator anyway? A licking tongue vibrator is an innovative sex toy designed to simulate the sensation of oral stimulation. It features a soft, flexible “tongue” that moves in various rhythmic patterns, mimicking the motion and feel of a real tongue. This device is crafted to provide intense, focused pleasure, making it perfect for those who enjoy the sensation of oral play. With adjustable speeds and modes, a licking tongue vibrator allows you to customize your experience to suit your desires, ensuring maximum satisfaction.

Made from body-safe materials, it’s a delightful addition to any intimate collection, offering a unique and thrilling way to explore new levels of pleasure. Lube is your friend, and that includes whilst using Myrtle! We’re pleased to report that Myrtle is fully compatible with our water-based lubricant range, Simply Lube. Between sessions, Myrtle can snuggle within the included cotton drawstring bag. Go precise with your masturbation, go Myrtle!

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We’re pretty proud of Myrtle, I mean have you seen a more aesthetically pleasing sex toy!? Certainly deserving of pride of place on your bedside table. Its beauty to one side, Myrtle is a doer, with… Read More

We’re pretty proud of Myrtle, I mean have you seen a more aesthetically pleasing sex toy!? Certainly deserving of pride of place on your bedside table. Its beauty to one side, Myrtle is a doer, with 9 different licking and flicking modes and 3 intensities Myrtle is designed to bring you to a cunnilingus-esque climax in any way you please. This thing has to be seen (and experienced) to be believed. No words… oh except magnetic charging, yep magnetic charging.

So, what is a licking tongue vibrator anyway? A licking tongue vibrator is an innovative sex toy designed to simulate the sensation of oral stimulation. It features a soft, flexible “tongue” that moves in various rhythmic patterns, mimicking the motion and feel of a real tongue. This device is crafted to provide intense, focused pleasure, making it perfect for those who enjoy the sensation of oral play. With adjustable speeds and modes, a licking tongue vibrator allows you to customize your experience to suit your desires, ensuring maximum satisfaction.

Made from body-safe materials, it’s a delightful addition to any intimate collection, offering a unique and thrilling way to explore new levels of pleasure. Lube is your friend, and that includes whilst using Myrtle! We’re pleased to report that Myrtle is fully compatible with our water-based lubricant range, Simply Lube. Between sessions, Myrtle can snuggle within the included cotton drawstring bag. Go precise with your masturbation, go Myrtle!

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9 Vibrating
Rhythms

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Myrtle has 9 settings to play with, all of which offer a different rhythm or strength of vibration.

Plastic Free
Packaging

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Our delightful bundles come nestled in a plant-based sanitary bag, encased in a charming cotton drawstring bag, all within a sleek recycled cardboard mailer box.

Over 1 Hour
of Battery

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Is there anything worse than the battery running flat just when you’re getting close? Not here. Enjoy over an hour of play!

Sustainably Minded
Discreet Delivery

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We provide trackable free priority next-day delivery on all orders over £100. Additionally, we offer an express 2-3 day delivery that is free with all orders over £50. You'll find more details on our delivery options here and our free returns policy here. All our packaging is 100% discreet, sustainable and plastic-free.

Simply Lube
Approved

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Myrtle is compatible with our coveted Organic Simply Lubricant and Simply Toy Cleaner, don't forget yours at checkout.

Tree Planted

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For each purchase we’ll plant a tree to say thanks. So far we’ve planted over 50,000!

Water Resistant & Body Safe

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Dive into a world of uninterrupted pleasure with Myrtle’s IPX6 water-resistant rating (jargon for its splashproof!) Also worth noting is that all of our buttery soft silicone products use the finest, body-safe, sanitary grade silicone.

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See Sizing

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Total Length: 11.5cm (4.5”)
Tongue Length: 3cm (1.2”)
Max Width: 5cm (2”)
Weight: 106g (3.7oz)

F**k Yourself. Not the planet.TM

We'll recycle your old toys, for free.

As part of our 'Second Coming recycling scheme, we'll recycle your old sex toys whether or not you originally bought them from us. Simply claim your free postage label and use the mailer box your new products came in.

We plant a tree for every item you purchase.

As part of our 'orgasms for oxygen scheme', we plant a tree for every item purchased. We're currently replenishing devastating deforestation in North West Madagascar, and with your help have planted over 100,000 trees.

We make sex toys from recycled ocean plastic.

Since 2022, all of our best sellers have been made using a recycled ocean plastic internal core, adorned with a buttery smooth sanitary grade silicone covering.

Our ‘Simply’ range of lubricants is certified Vegan.

Every bottle proudly carries certification from The Vegan Society—a guarantee that every ingredient meets the highest vegan and ethical standards. We go even further: while not formally certified, our packaging is also considered with care, using plant-based inks and avoiding animal-derived materials. That means no animal testing (ever), no hidden animal byproducts, and full transparency from formulation to finish. Each lube in the Simply collection is made with high-quality, plant-powered ingredients that are kind to your body and gentle on the planet.

Oh, and also...

Carbon offset delivery.
Totally plastic free packing.
Never tested on animals.
Body safe & skin kind.

This looks like it's been designed by Phillip Starke, comes in a cute little bag and wouldn't look out of place in a vase!

Beautiful, powerful and I love that its not at all phallic.

Mimics a tongue flicking the clit brilliantly well.

Love this little licker! Does exactly what it says on the tin! Very enjoyable, I would highly recommend!

Additional information

Weight 107 g
Dimensions 19 × 14 × 5 cm

From curious to confident

Can I use Myrtle with Simply Lube?

Not only can you – we insist on it! Our skin-kind and organic Simply Lube is the perfect match for Myrtle, enhancing comfort and pleasure while being completely safe for use with all our toys. We’ve crafted our water-based Simply Lube to work seamlessly with our body-safe silicone toys, ensuring a smooth, worry-free experience every time. So go ahead, grab your Simply Lube and enjoy Myrtle to the fullest!

What makes Myrtle eco-friendly?

Ah, let us count the ways! First off, for every Myrtle sold, we plant a tree because, well, Orgasms 4 Oxygen! So not only are you indulging yourself, but you’re also helping to put a little more green back into the world (Check out the TNLC forest HERE).

Next, you won’t find a speck of throwaway plastic in the packaging. Instead, we beautifully package your order using compostable plant-based starch “plastic”, and FSC-certified recycled cardboard.

What’s more, we’re serious about our carbon footprint, too – every delivery is fully offset, meaning you can enjoy your Myrtle with a clear conscience and a smaller carbon shadow.

Last but not least, we’ve built this beauty to last. Unlike those other short-lived “romantic investments,” Myrtle is here for the long haul, crafted to keep you smiling for years without ending up in a landfill.

In short, Myrtle isn’t just about caring for you – it’s about caring for the planet. Eco-friendly pleasure, one oh-so-satisfying step at a time!

How is Myrtle packaged?

The big reveal! First up, your Myrtle arrives in an FSC-certified cardboard mailer box that’s about as indiscreet as it gets—no logos or hints—so your delivery driver will be none the wiser about the pleasure treasure inside.

Inside, you’ll find your Myrtle nestled safely in a hygiene-sealed starch-based plastic bag (no petrochemicals here, thank you very much). This bag keeps things as fresh and clean as a daisy.

And for storage? We’ve tucked your new toy into a soft, organic cotton drawstring bag so it has a cosy, eco-friendly home between uses.

In short, every part of this package was designed to be as gentle on the earth as it is on you!

Is Myrtle body-safe?

Absolutely. We take body safety as seriously as you take pleasure! All our vibrators are crafted from body-safe, sanitary-grade silicone that’s as trustworthy as it is touchable. Our silicone is BPA-free, latex-free, and phthalate-free, so you can enjoy peace of mind alongside your new favourite toy.

We use high-quality silicone that goes through a platinum curing process. Now, we know “medical grade” and “food grade” silicone are terms thrown around a lot in the industry, often leading to a whirlwind of confusion. We opted to avoid the confusion of “medical grade” or “food grade” labels entirely, but let us assure you that, like all our toys, Myrtle is manufactured according to high standards for purity, stability, and safety. This platinum curing process isn’t just fancy wording – it is what makes the silicone extra durable, hygienic, and entirely safe for intimate use.

Transparency is key, so if you have any more questions or simply want a deeper dive into our materials, feel free to reach out. We’re here to ensure you feel just as comfortable with your purchase as you do using it!

Is there a remote control available?

For Myrtle, we currently don’t offer a remote option. However, if you’re specifically interested in remote comptaible toys, please consider our Ocean Plastic range comptaible with our The Natural Touch Remote (TNTR) – currently available at a limited-time 50% discount!

Can I use Myrtle in the bath or shower?

Yes, you can! Myrtle boasts an IPX6 waterproof rating. This means it’s safe to bring along for a steamy shower session—just be sure not to submerge It.

IPX6 means it can handle powerful water jets from any direction, making it resistant to splashes and sprays, so whether you’re enjoying your water time alone or with a partner, Mrytle is up for the adventure. Just be sure to dry it thoroughly afterwards, and you’ll be ready for your next waterproof pleasure session!

What makes Myrtle better than other Licking Tongue Vibrators?

Oh, where to start? Myrtle stands out in a sea of options for a few reasons that we’re pretty proud of:

  1. Eco-Friendly Commitment – Unlike many products out there, Myrtle is made with the planet in mind. From our plastic-free packaging to our carbon-offset deliveries, every aspect of Myrtle is designed to minimize environmental impact.
  2. High Quality, Built to Last – We’re all about quality over quantity. Myrtle is crafted to last, with a durable build that can keep pace with you for years. No “use it a few times and toss it” here – this is a long-term relationship.
  3. Aesthetics that Please the Eye – Let’s be honest: half the fun is in the look. Myrtle is a beauty to behold, designed with a clean, modern aesthetic that’s as appealing to display as it is to use.
  4. Amazing Reviews – Don’t just take our word for it. Our customers have spoken, and they love Myrtle as much as we do. From glowing online reviews to the not-so-subtle recommendations from happy buyers, Myrtle has built a following for a reason.
  5. Proudly Small Business – As a small business, we put a lot of heart into every product. When you buy from us, you’re supporting a team that genuinely cares about your experience and the environment, and we’re grateful to every customer who joins us on this journey.
  6. Fast Delivery – We know that once you’ve decided on Myrtle, waiting is the last thing you want. That’s why we prioritize fast delivery so you can start enjoying it as soon as possible.
  7. Mind-Blowing Orgasms – Of course, what really matters is the experience. Myrtle is designed to give you toe-curling, earth-shattering pleasure that you’ll want to relive again and again. It’s pleasure without compromise – exactly how it should be.
Is Myrtle noisy during use?

Not at all! All our toys, including Myrtle, operate at less than 60 decibels – about as quiet as a gentle hum or a soft conversation. So, no need to worry about curious ears in the next room. You can enjoy your moment without any unwanted attention – just you, your Myrtle, and all the unobtrusive orgasms you could wish for!

Are sex toys healthy?

Absolutely! Sex toys are a wonderful addition to your well-being, bringing a host of health benefits along with pleasure. More orgasms can lead to improved mood, reduced stress, better sleep, and enhanced blood circulation.

Sex toys are not only perfectly healthy but highly encouraged! With TNLC, you can feel confident that every product is crafted from body-safe, high-quality materials, so you can enjoy all the health benefits and pleasure, worry-free. Embrace the joy – it’s good for you!

Will Myrtle be delivered discreetly?

Absolutely. We take discretion seriously, so your Myrtle will arrive in strong and secure yet nondescript outer packaging with no hints of the delightful contents inside. The world is becoming more liberal about sex toy use, and we’re here for it, but it’s not quite at the point where you want to see your delivery driver wielding a dildo.

Is Myrtle suitable for beginners?

Yes, absolutely! We’ve designed our entire range to be approachable and unintimidating, so it’s perfect for beginners. Each toy in our collection is thoughtfully crafted to look as inviting as it feels, making exploration comfortable and enjoyable.

If you’re looking to ease in gently, we suggest starting with toys that deliver a single point of stimulation – a great way to get a feel for things without feeling overwhelmed. Our goal is to create toys anyone can confidently experiment with and enjoy, no matter their experience level. So go ahead and dive in. Myrtle is ready whenever you are!

Will Myrtle come with instructions?

Yes, but in an eco-friendly, paper-free way! We ditched paper instructions ages ago to keep things more sustainable. Instead, you’ll find a QR code inside your mailer box that links to your complete product guide. Not a fan of QR codes? We get it – they’ve had quite the moment since COVID. You can skip the scan and go directly to thenaturallovecompany.com/care for all the guidance you need. Simple, accessible, and paperless – just the way we like it!

Do you ship Myrtle internationally?

You bet we do! We’re pleased to offer international shipping to the UK, Europe, USA, Canada, and Australia. No matter where you are, Myrtle can be on its way to you, bringing eco pleasure without borders. You can find out more about our delivery options here.

Does Myrtle come with a warranty?

Yes, it does! We back Myrtle with our 365-day Satisfaction Promise because we’re committed to creating a joyful shopping experience and, most importantly, ensuring you find delight in our products. With a curated range of toys and liquids, we’ve carefully designed each item to meet its intended purpose, helping reduce returns and waste.

That said, we understand that everyone’s tastes and needs are unique. If you’re not 100% satisfied, just reach out to us, and we’ll work to make it right. While we can’t accept “opened” toys as returns for health and hygiene reasons (where “opened” means the toy has been removed from its semi-transparent, sterile starch bag), you’re still able to inspect the product’s size, feel, and settings without direct contact. If it’s not a perfect fit, we’d be happy to help you find an alternative and issue a store credit.

For full details, please visit our Return Policy page on our website. Rest assured, our toys are guaranteed for performance and enjoyment throughout the entire 365 days of our Satisfaction Promise!

Can I return Myrtle if I don’t get on with it?

We totally understand that sometimes a toy might not be the perfect match, and we’re here to help. With our 365-Day Satisfaction Promise, if you’re not completely happy with Myrtle, just let us know, and we’ll do our best to make it right.

For health and hygiene reasons, we can’t accept “opened” toys as returns, meaning once the toy has been removed from its sterile, semi-transparent starch bag. However, the packaging allows you to inspect the toy’s size, feel, and settings without direct contact, so you can still get a sense of it before deciding.

If you decide Myrtle isn’t the one, reach out to us, and we’d be happy to assist with finding an alternative and issue a store credit. For full details, please check our Return Policy page. Our goal is to make sure you find a toy you truly enjoy!

Can I use Myrtle with my partner?

Absolutely! Any of our toys, including Myrtle, can be a fantastic addition to partnered play – the only limit is your imagination! We’ve intentionally designed our products to feel inviting and approachable, making them easy to introduce into the bedroom. So, whether you’re looking to spice things up or simply add a new layer of fun, Myrtle is ready to join you both on the adventure.

Are you running any current offers on Myrtle?

Yes, we are! Right now, we’re offering a 3-for-2 deal on all sex toys – including Myrtle – but hurry, as this offer ends soon! You pay full price for two toys and get a third completely free, perfect for expanding your collection or even gifting to a friend.

In addition to the 3 for 2 offer, our Offers page has all the latest deals. We love to make your shopping experience as enjoyable as possible!

Can you tell me more about your company's values and mission?

We’re The Natural Love Company (TNLC) an eco-conscious brand born in the rugged beauty of Cornwall, England. Our mission is clear and ambitious: to bring pleasure and environmental responsibility together in harmony. We believe in creating sustainable, luxurious products that celebrate intimacy while caring deeply for our planet.

Here’s what drives us:

Eco-Luxury and Sustainability: Every step of our process is designed with the planet in mind. From using recycled ocean plastic for our bestselling toy cores to wrapping them in body-safe, buttery-smooth silicone, we’re dedicated to crafting products that are as kind to the earth as they are to you. All our packaging is plastic-free and fully recyclable, and each delivery is carbon offset to help reduce environmental impact. Plus, we plant a tree for every item purchased through our Orgasms for Oxygen initiative, which is currently supporting reforestation in Madagascar. This combination of conscious materials, waste reduction, and tree planting lets us infuse sustainability into every part of our business.

Giving Back to the Planet: We’re proud partners in the 1% for the Planet initiative, donating a portion of our revenue each year to critical environmental causes. Through our Second Coming recycling scheme in the UK, we offer free recycling for any old toys – even if they’re not from TNLC – to help reduce waste and support a circular economy in intimate products.

Quality and Aesthetic: We don’t just make products; we create beautifully crafted pieces that feel as good to look at as they do to use. With thoughtful designs and luxurious materials, each product is made to elevate your pleasure and fit effortlessly into your life.

Customer Satisfaction: At TNLC, we’re here for you with our 365-Day Satisfaction Promise and a dedicated, human-centred customer service team. Your journey with us matters from the moment you explore our products to every experience you enjoy thereafter.

Our commitment to intimacy goes beyond products – it’s about connecting with you, our customers, and the earth we all share. Thank you for being part of TNLC’s mission to bring sustainable pleasure to the world!

Can I recycle Myrtle at the end of its life?

Yes, you can! Through our Second Coming recycling scheme, we’re proud to offer UK customers a way to responsibly recycle their well-loved toys when they reach the end of their life.

Here’s how it works:

  1. Make a purchase of any toy from us within the past 12 months.
  2. Contact us with your order number to express interest in the Second Coming scheme.
  3. Arrange a free drop-off or collection – no printing required.
  4. Package up your pre-loved electronic sex toys (from any retailer, as long as they’re made from similar materials, such as silicone or glass) and send them back to us.

We’ll take care of the rest by processing the toys with our recycling partner, breaking them down into reusable parts like metals and plastics. This helps conserve natural resources, reduces landfill waste, and supports eco-friendly practices in the intimacy industry.

Please note: The scheme is only available in the UK and can accept items of a similar size and material to the products we sell. For more details, visit our Recycling page.

Can I contact you with other questions about Myrtle?

Of course! We’re here to help with any questions you might have. Simply drop us a message at satisfaction@thenaturallovecompany.com, and we’ll get back to you as soon as we can, usually within 24 hours. Whether you need more information about Myrtle or just have a general query, we’d love to hear from you

You can also use our simple contact form here.