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Cassia

Introducing the captivating Cassia, a dual-ended marvel with a deeply rumbly wand vibrator on one end paired with a G-spot targeting dildo on the other, all encased in buttery soft pastel pink silicone. Tease and tantalise your clitoris with the delicate wand as its gentle vibrations coax you closer to the edge of bliss. As the intensity builds, switch to the curved G-spot dildo end and experience divine fullness as it expertly strokes your G-spot—a total breath-taker!

So, what is a wand vibrator anyway? Simply put, it's a type of vibrator known for its large, rounded head that delivers powerful, encompassing vibrations. It's designed for broad stimulation, covering more area than smaller, more precise vibrators, making it perfect for stimulating a larger area of your vulva. Remember, clitoral pleasure isn't just about the sensitive nub; it's about the whole region of nerves surrounding it. The wand end of Cassia embodies this concept beautifully – robust, straightforward pleasure in a sleek and modern form.

And what about a G-Spot Dildo? It's specially designed to target the highly sensitive G-spot, located inside the vagina. A G-Spot dildo has a precise curvature, enabling it to reach and apply the right amount of pressure. With Cassia, the G-Spot end delivers rhythmic, deep vibrations that intensify pleasure. It’s straightforward, effective, and designed to bring a more intense level of satisfaction.

Cassia’s sleek design is crafted from an ocean plastic body coated in a buttery soft layer of sanitary grade silicone, showcasing our commitment to eco-friendly pleasure. The new magnetic charging system ensures effortless recharging, while the whisper-quiet "gentle touch" mode provides discreet pleasure and a gentle way to ease into your routine.

Boasting 10 powerful yet quiet vibration rhythms and intensities, Cassia allows you to tailor your pleasure journey. This versatile vibrator also features full waterproof functionality, inviting you to explore new dimensions of pleasure in the bath, shower, or any aquatic setting!

For the ultimate experience, pair Cassia with our range of Organic Natural Lubricants. In line with our ‘planet-first’ commitment, you’ll receive Cassia free of any plastic packaging, in a rather cute cotton drawstring bag, perfect for snug storage between sessions.

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Jasmine

Say hello to Jasmine, our eco-savvy clitoral wonder, bringing next-level pleasure with a sustainable twist. Crafted from recycled ocean plastic and draped in creamy, sanitary-grade silicone, Jasmine is your new go-to for guilt-free delights.

Imagine this: the gentle yet assertive clitoral suction of Jasmine intimately cuddles your clit, while the inner vibrating tendrils dance and flutter, orchestrating an absolute symphony of sensation. Jasmine isn't just a sex toy; it's your personal pleasure concierge.

Combine Jasmine with our compatible remote control, ‘The Natural Touch Remote' to unlock fumble-free, uninterrupted and comfortable control of your pleasure. Save 50% on ‘The Natural Touch Remote‘, when purchasing any compatible sex toy.

What exactly is a clitoral suction sex toy? Ever wondered what the buzz around these toys is all about? These gems are the crown jewels of the pleasure world, trading the usual buzz for something more enigmatic. They operate with a silicone ‘flange’ that moves rapidly back and forth; creating a vacuum when pulling back, and releasing it as it moves forward. Place your clit in that and MAGIC.

We've curated Jasmine’s 10 divine settings, including its whisper-quiet gentle touch mode. And when it's time to recharge? The magnetic charger is the epitome of convenience. Plus, Jasmine's waterproof design isn't just a feature; it's an invitation to run a hot bath and indulge.

Jasmine and our range of gentle organic lubricants, Simply Lube, are total bed fellows, so take advantage of our combo deal above. Our planet first commitments mean that you’ll receive Jasmine free of any plastic packaging, in a rather cute cotton drawstring bag in fact, which it can snuggle in between sessions.

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Cilantro

We’re going out on a limb and saying it, Cilantro is the PERFECT vibrating cock ring. Cilantro, with its recycled ocean plastic core adorning a buttery smooth sanitary grade silicone, finished in a contemporary peacock blue, is our coveted ‘rabbit-eared’ cock ring. Designed for a fusion of pleasure for both partners during partnered sex, plus we’ve got to say it, it looks nice too!

Combine Cilantro with our compatible remote control, ‘The Natural Touch Remote' to unlock fumble-free, uninterrupted and comfortable control of your pleasure. Save 50% on ‘The Natural Touch Remote‘, when purchasing any compatible sex toy.

So, what exactly is a cock ring? Think of it as your secret weapon for enhanced pleasure during partnered generative sex. A cock ring is a versatile sex toy that wraps snugly around the base of the penis. Its primary purpose? To restrict blood flow gently, which can lead to a longer-lasting, firmer erection and as a result a stronger orgasm. But Cilantro takes it a step further. With its innovative design, the innocent-sounding soft rabbit ears hug the clitoris offering electrifying stimulation.

With a range of 10 dynamic vibrating patterns, including our whisper-quiet™️ "gentle touch" mode to get things started, this vibrating cock ring offers a symphony of sensations, each just a button press away. You can control these patterns directly on the cock ring, or for added convenience and partner control, consider our separate sleek remote control that operates from up to 5 meters away. And when it's time to recharge, Cilantro features a hassle-free magnetic quick charge system, with the cable included for your convenience.

For those who crave aquatic adventures, rest assured – Cilantro is waterproof, opening the door to unforgettable moments of passion in and out of the water. Cilantro truly redefines the boundaries of pleasure and convenience AND is compatible with our coveted range of Organic Lubricants.

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Vetiver

Vetiver offers quite the journey into the world of anal play, with its tapered length of beads crafted from buttery smooth silicone. Ideal for beginners, these firm graduated balls provide the perfect opportunity to explore deeper levels of sensation at your own pace.

Picture this, Vetiver, its smooth silicone beads teasingly inserted one by one. As your partner traces their fingertips along your skin, the sensations intensify, sending shivers of anticipation down your spine. With each gentle movement, Vetiver responds, and with a gentle tug on the finger loops, Vetiver releases its grip, sending waves of euphoria coursing through your body.

So, what exactly are anal beads, anyway? Typically consisting of a series of smooth or textured beads attached to a flexible string or shaft, anal beads provide a unique sensation as they are inserted and removed from the anus. The beads vary in size, often gradually increasing in diameter. They are used by inserting them into the anus and slowly pulling them out, especially during orgasm, to enhance sexual pleasure. They are suitable for both beginners and experienced users who are exploring different aspects of anal play.

Pairing Vetiver with our organic, body-friendly lubricant, Simply Lube, is an absolute must. Our planet-first commitments mean that you’ll receive Vetiver free of any plastic packaging, in a rather nice cotton drawstring bag in fact, which it can snuggle in between sessions.

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Simply Lube Natural Aloe Vera

We at The Natural Love Company believe that personal lubricant should be super skin-kind, and feel like just your body's own natural lubrication, free of stickiness or overpowering artificial tastes or odours. We’re so excited to introduce ’Simply Lube’, a water-based personal lubricant intending to enhance sexual pleasure and sensitivity, but free from the usual nasties and known skin irritants that sexual lubricants usually contain (Glycerin, Glycol and Parabens, to name a few).

Simply Lube contains 99.2% organic ingredients, including a touch of calming and soothing Aloe Vera. As a water-based lubricant, Simply Lube is naturally toy-safe, certified vegan and condom compatible.

Our 100ml Simply Lube bottles are made entirely from plant-based, compostable plastic — flip-top lid and all. Prefer something a little more rugged? Meet our 300ml 2025 edition: a sleek metal bottle with a leakproof cap and matte black pump, designed to go wherever life takes you. And for effortless top-ups, we now offer our 300ml Simply Lube Refill Pouch — made from fully recyclable PE and perfect for refilling your metal bottle with ease. Whichever option you go for, every part can be taken apart and fully recycled.

We’re proud to share that our 'Simply' range is now officially certified by The Vegan Society — meaning it’s not only vegan-friendly and cruelty-free, but independently verified to contain no animal ingredients and to meet the highest ethical standards. We also, on your behalf, fund the planting of a tree for every bottle or pouch sold, so far we've planted over 60,000 trees!

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Simply Toy Cleaner 100ml

Say hello to Simply Toy Cleaner, your toys’ favourite spa day in a bottle. This gentle yet powerful antibacterial spray makes it easy to keep your pleasure essentials fresh, clean, and adventure-ready. Just spritz, wait 30 seconds, and rinse (always check your toy manufacturer’s instructions).

Whether it’s glass, silicone, or anything in between, our water-based formula is designed to work beautifully with your favourite eco-friendly sex toys because hygiene should never be an afterthought when it comes to pleasure.

Why use a dedicated toy cleaner? Because soap isn’t always enough—and sometimes it’s too much. Harsh chemicals and strong fragrances can irritate sensitive skin and damage delicate materials like silicone. Simply Toy Cleaner is specially formulated to be tough on bacteria, yet gentle on both your body and your toys. It supports intimate health, prevents bacterial build-up, and helps keep your pleasure products in top condition—so they last longer, feel better, and stay body-safe.

Looking for the perfect pairing? Try our Simply Lube & Toy Cleaner Set—the ultimate combo for before, during, and after play.

Vegan & Cruelty-Free: Proudly certified by The Vegan Society. No animal testing, no animal ingredients—just plant-powered cleanliness.

Body-Safe & Effective: Water-based, pH-balanced, and free from unnecessary nasties.

Eco-Conscious Packaging: The bottle is made from 100% plant-based compostable plastic. The spray head is fully reusable and can be easily disassembled and recycled.

All our toys and lubricants are shipped in discreet, plastic-free packaging as standard. And because we believe in leaving the world better than we found it, we fund the planting of a tree for every bottle sold—over 60,000 trees and counting!

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Tansy G-Curve

Haven’t tried glass before? Oh no! You are totally missing out, fear not we’ve got you, let us introduce you to a little beauty from our Tansy range, it’s Tansy G-Curve. With its dual-ended design, Tansy offers versatility without complications. One end is sculpted with smooth, undulating ribs, perfect for that extra sensation as it glides in and out of your body. The other end curves into a shape that's just begging to seek out the attention of your G-spot.

So, what is a glass dildo, anyway? It's the perfect blend of form and function in the world of pleasure play. A glass dildo, like Tansy, offers a smooth, solid surface that's ideal for those who crave firm stimulation. The rigid structure provides unyielding pressure right where you want it—be it against the G-spot or the prostate. And because it's glass, every inch slides effortlessly with a bit of lube, for a sensation that's as smooth as it is intense.

But the perks of glass go beyond the glide. It's non-porous, making Tansy ultra-hygienic and a snap to clean, so you can move from playtime to pristine in no time. Plus, for those who like to play with temperature, glass is your best friend. Chill it for a cool encounter, or warm it for a feeling that mimics the heat of a partner—Tansy retains temperature like a dream, adding a delicious dimension to your exploration.

And let's not forget aesthetics—there’s something undeniably erotic about the sleekness of glass. It's transparent, so you can see everything happening in real time. Watching Tansy slide in and out, pressing against the walls of the vagina or massaging the clit with a cold touch, adds a visual thrill to the physical one.

Let’s talk about what Tansy’s made of—borosilicate glass. Sounds fancy, right? It's the same stuff you'll find in high-end kitchenware and lab equipment, so you know it's tough, like super tough. This isn't your average, delicate glass. It's built to take the heat (and the cold) without batting an eyelash. The thing about Tansy is, it's as easy to clean as it is fun to use. A little spritz of our Simply Toy Cleaner and you're good to go for next time.

Pairing Tansy with our our organic, body-friendly lubricant, Simply Lube, is an absolute power move. Imagine the glide on lubed-up glass, unreal. Our planet-first commitments mean that you’ll receive Tansy G-Curve free of any plastic packaging, in a rather cute cotton drawstring bag in fact, which it can snuggle in between sessions.

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Elemi

Elemi is here, and it’s the little dynamo that’s about to shake up your pleasure chest. Compact, yes, but this little bullet vibrator, with its recycled ocean plastic heart and silky silicone skin, is like a tiny little titan ready to unleash an absolute world of pleasure. Hunker down and feel Elemi's focused vibrations tantalising your clit, just how you like it, or make the most of its small form to tease the opening of your vagina.

Combine Elemi with our compatible remote control, ‘The Natural Touch Remote' to unlock fumble-free, uninterrupted and comfortable control of your pleasure. Save 50% on ‘The Natural Touch Remote‘, when purchasing any compatible sex toy.

So, what exactly is a bullet vibrator, anyway? Bullet vibrators are the unsung heroes in the pleasure arsenal, specialising in direct, precise and intense stimulation. Compact and straightforward, they’re designed to zero in on erogenous zones, like the clit, with precision. Ideal for both beginners and aficionados, a bullet vibrator is your secret weapon for focused, powerful pleasure. Whether used as part of foreplay, solo exploration or as a supplement to other activities, its versatility is unmatched.

Let Elemi serenade your erogenous zones with 10 exquisitely curated settings. From the whisper-quiet gentle touch mode to get warmed up, through to the rather impressive full power mode. And when power does eventually runs low, Elemi's magnetic charger jumps into action – the epitome of convenience, ensuring your little friend is always ready for your next escapade. Plus, Elemi loves a bit of splash, with a waterproof design that’s not just a feature, but an open invitation to mix pleasure with a long soak

Pairing Elemi with our organic, body-friendly lubricant, Simply Lube, is must, so do make the most of our combo deal above. Our planet-first commitments mean that you’ll receive Elemi free of any plastic packaging, in a rather cute cotton drawstring bag in fact, which it can snuggle in between sessions. Regardless, don’t take our word for it, check out the 100s of fabulous reviews below.

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Camphor

SO think classic rabbit vibrating dildo, but ditch the vibrating bunny ears in favour of an *OH so delightful* clitoral suction cup and you have Camphor! Updated for 2024, Camphor now sports an internal body made from recycled ocean plastic adorning a buttery smooth silicone outer surface, which you just HAVE to feel, soo silky, in fact I want to say svelte, it’s svelte! Sink into the sheets as Camphor’s vibrating shaft tantalises your g-spot whilst its suction cup caresses your clitoris. The epitome of a blended orgasm incoming!

Combine Camphor with our compatible remote control, ‘The Natural Touch Remote' to unlock fumble-free, uninterrupted and comfortable control of your pleasure. Save 50% on ‘The Natural Touch Remote‘, when purchasing any compatible sex toy.

So, what is a clitoral suction toy? Unlike traditional vibrators that rely on direct vibration stimulation, a clitoral suction toy employs gentle air pressure via a pulsating ‘flange’ to create a rhythmic suction on the clitoris. The sensation is often described as a unique blend between traditional vibrations and the gentle pull of oral, offering a deeper, more encompassing pleasure. Now you know!

Camphor features a rather impressive 14 different modes, think suction only and shaft vibration only (including our whisper quiet gentle touch mode, for getting in the mood) followed by a symphony of combination rhythms which we’ve dreamed up. In very much simplistic and classy TNLC fashion, you scroll through Camphors modes with a single touch button, and better still, Camphor is fully compatible with our Natural Touch Remote (sold separately) for an even more comfortable self pleasure session.

Camphor is bath and shower friendly and fully compatible with our legendary toy cleaner ‘Simply Toy Cleaner’. After a whole hour of play, Camphor may want a recharge, which is a darn breeze with the included magnetic quick charge cable.

Like all of our rather special range, Camphor comes in totally plastic-free packaging, simply a compostable plant based sleeve housed in a cute cotton drawstring bag, which Camphor can snuggle in between sessions.

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Cistus

At TNLC we LOVE a ‘blended orgasm’ so we dreamed up Cistus, and it’s better than we could have hoped! Cistus is a remote-controlled (remote included) U-shaped vibrator with dual vibrating motors (one at each end), it’s crafted with a recycled ocean plastic internal body dressed in a buttery smooth silicone casing, which comes in a rather dreamy creamy yellow hue. I'm sure you'll agree, it's a beauty.

So, what exactly is a U-shaped vibrator? Think of it as the key to unlocking a world of simultaneous pleasure. This innovative design features a sleek, contoured 'U' shape, with each end serving a unique purpose. The more bulbous end sits snuggly within your vagina and expertly stimulates your G-spot, providing tantalising internal stimulation, while the other delicately hugs your clitoris, creating a rather enchanting external sensation. It's the perfect fusion of internal and external pleasure, leading to what we affectionately call a 'blended orgasm.' Cistus, our exceptional U-shaped vibrator, takes this concept to a whole new level as we’ve designed Cistus to be wearable during penetrative sex and also wearable whilst clothed (think discreet public play whilst you or your partner hold the remote).

With a selection of 10 distinct vibrating patterns, including a discreet and quiet whisper-quiet™️ "gentle touch" mode, you have the freedom to explore your preferences at your own pace. For added convenience, Cistus and its included remote features a magnetic quick charge system, making recharging a breeze. It's also compatible with our coveted range of organic lubricant, which is a MUST. If, like us, you're inclined to take your intimate moments into the water, Cistus is fully waterproof, ensuring versatility in your pleasure pursuits!

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Nepeta

Reimagined for 2024, the only vibrating love egg you’ll ever possibly need. Cast in a serene pastel purple, is not just an aesthetic marvel; its core is crafted from recycled ocean plastic, uniting pleasure with quality eco-conscious design, classic TNLC.

A vibrating love egg is a sex toy which you glide into your vagina and control remotely, wearable with panties or other clothing, perfect for discreet public play. They work by tantalising the walls of your vagina and g-spot as you scroll through the vibration patterns. Vibrating love eggs are a super versatile sex toy as the strong vibrations can be used to stimulate your clitoris and other erogenous zones.

Nepeta's formidable motor offers an experience that truly stands out, all while ensconced in our signature buttery-soft, sanitary-grade silicone for a seamless glide. The array of 10 dynamic vibration patterns can be controlled at your’s or your partner’s fingertips, with the included sleek rechargeable remote operating efficiently up to 10 meters away, perfect for discreet public remote play; perhaps your partner scrolls through the vibration patterns over dinner, or at a bar...

Nepeta features our whisper-quiet™️ "gentle touch" mode, allowing for a more gentle option to start or finish your self-pleasure session. For ease of charging, Nepeta also features our magnetic quick charge system, cable included.

Experience the allure of Nepeta in our eco-conscious cotton drawstring bag. For optimal delight, couple it with one of our Organic Lubricants, Simply Lube. This captivating pairing ensures Nepeta’s elegant form finds just the right touch, consistently offering exceptional sensations and moments of sheer ecstasy.

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Camellia Blindfold

Introduce an element of suspense into your power play with the Camellia Cork Leather Blindfold, part of our Camellia range, a unique collection of sustainable BDSM products.

Crafted from high-quality cork, this blindfold offers the same durability and luxe feel as traditional leather but with an environmentally conscious twist. Designed with comfort and adjustability in mind, it features a fully adjustable elastic strap, ensuring a perfect fit for all. The blindfold snugly fits across your eyes so you can experience the thrill of the unknown, heightened senses, and total surrender.

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Yarrow

Our tagline is famously ‘F**k yourself, not the planet’, but with Yarrow, you don’t even need to ‘F**k yourself’, it’ll do that for you too, with its thrusting shaft. Yarrow is our take on a mechanical thrusting dildo, the first and only in our range, as it’s the only one you could ever possibly need. Picture this: Yarrow glistening from a lathering of Simply Lube, its rhythmic thrusts pounding your G-spot with precision. Its gentle, flexible clitoral vibe adds to the symphony of pleasure, yet you are the conductor. Encore, encore!

So what is a thrusting dildo, anyway? A thrusting dildo is a versatile and innovative sex toy generally designed to mimic the natural thrusting motion of a penis during sex. Unlike traditional dildos, these devices feature a motorised shaft that moves up and down, providing a unique, satisfying and automated penetration experience. This rhythmic thrusting action can target the G-spot, A-spot, or prostate, delivering intense sensations and powerful orgasms. Thrusting dildos come in various shapes, sizes, and materials, catering to a wide range of preferences. Whether you’re looking to enhance solo pleasure or spice up partner play, a thrusting dildo can be a game-changer in the world of sexual satisfaction.

Thrusting dildos are often clunky and cumbersome things, but Yarrow is beautifully refined in form and aesthetic. As well as the thrusting shaft, Yarrow also features a soft, subtle and flexible clitoral vibrator, similar in function to a rabbit dildo, so that you can enjoy clitoral stimulation whilst Yarrow’s thrusting shaft hits your g-spot and a-spot. Literally, what more could you want from a sex toy?

For those who like to keep things simple, Yarrow offers three constant speeds: whisper-quiet soft touch, medium, and high. New to this version, Yarrow now features dedicated thrusting-only and vibration-only settings, so you can fine-tune your pleasure exactly how you like it. In the mood to explore, there are five additional tantalising modes ready to take you off-script. Yarrow also comes equipped with our latest USB magnetic charging system, fully at home in the bath or shower, and - perhaps most excitingly - can now be controlled remotely via our Natural Touch Remote… because sometimes the best kind of control is giving it away.

For the ultimate experience, pair Yarrow with our range of Organic Natural Lubricants and Toy Cleaner. In line with our ‘planet-first’ commitment, you’ll receive Yarrow free of any plastic packaging, in a rather cute cotton drawstring bag, perfect for snug storage between sessions.

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Dill Straight

Dill, is a stunning pastel-ly cream delight. Measuring 7 inches in insertable length and reaching a girth of 5 inches at its thickest insertable part, Dill is expertly sculpted to provide optimal stimulation. Its tapered shaft, with a diameter of 1.75 inches at its fullest, ensures a comfortable and pleasurable fit. The added advantage of a sturdy suction cup at its base amplifies the possibilities for hands-free play and adventurous exploration.

Dill has a little secret – it’s been designed so that you can insert Elemi, our powerful bullet vibrator fashioned from recycled ocean plastic into its base. This unique feature allows you to introduce oscillating vibrating pleasure to your Dill. Simply insert Elemi into the bottom of Dill with a dash of lubricant, and let the vibrations transport you to new heights.

The Dill range takes pride in its sustainable and high-quality materials. Each piece is crafted from sanitary-grade, buttery-soft silicone that feels as soft and inviting as churned butter, with enough flex to customise your pleasure yet enough sturdiness to hold its form. This luxurious texture enhances the sensation of every glide, ensuring your experiences with Dill are nothing short of extraordinary.

Cleaning your Dill dildo is a breeze, thanks to Simply Toy Cleaner. Fully waterproof, Dill dares you to let loose, be it beneath the gentle drizzle of the shower or immersed in a bath.

As with our other intimate products, Dill pairs perfectly with our range of organic lubricants, Simply Lube. We uphold our commitment to the environment and your health, ensuring that your intimate moments remain as natural and as eco-friendly as possible.

Step into a world of luxurious pleasure with Dill - your sophisticated companion in the exploration of sensuality.*Elemi Bullet Vibrator Sold Separately.

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Dill G-Curve

Introducing Dill G-Curve, a captivating pastel green treasure from our renowned Dill range. With a generous 6 inches of insertable length and a girth of 5 inches at its thickest insertable point, Dill G-Curve is intricately sculpted for the ultimate stimulation and pleasure. Its prominent G-spot curve is ergonomically designed to cater to rather fabulous G-spot stimulation.

The Dill G-Curve unveils a unique charm – it’s been designed to be compatible with Elemi, our powerful bullet vibrator crafted from recycled ocean plastic. This unique feature invites you to introduce oscillating pleasure into your experiences with Dill G-Curve. Simply insert Elemi into the base with a touch of lubricant and let the invigorating vibrations transport you to new peaks of delight.

As with all pieces in the Dill range, the G-Curve takes immense pride in its commitment to sustainable and superior-quality materials. Each Dill G-Curve is carefully crafted from sanitary-grade, buttery-soft silicone, striking the perfect balance between flexibility for customised pleasure and firmness to retain its alluring form.

Cleaning your Dill G-Curve is as effortless as it gets, courtesy of Simply Toy Cleaner. Being fully waterproof, Dill G-Curve dares you to unleash your wild side, be it beneath the refreshing rain of a shower or whilst immersed in the tranquil warmth of a bath.

In line with our other intimate products, Dill G-Curve pairs seamlessly with our range of organic lubricants, Simply Lube. Upholding our unwavering commitment to your health and the environment, we ensure that your intimate experiences remain as natural and environmentally friendly as possible.

Step into a world of exquisite pleasure with Dill G-Curve - your enticing ally in the exploration of sensuality and satisfaction.*Elemi Bullet Vibrator Sold Separately.

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Dill Ribbed

Introducing Dill Ribbed, a captivating pastel pink delight from our esteemed Dill range. Measuring 7 inches in insertable length and boasting a girth of 5 inches at its most voluptuous point, Dill Ribbed is expertly sculpted for heightened stimulation and pleasure. With a distinct G-spot angle, it is ergonomically designed to cater to your innermost desires.

The star of the show is the tantalising ribbed texture, meticulously crafted for an additional layer of pleasure. Each ridge promising to intensify your sensation, leading you on an unforgettable journey of blissful exploration. Like the rest of the Dill range, Ribbed features a sturdy suction cup at its base, offering you the thrilling possibilities of hands-free play.

The Dill range takes immense pride in its commitment to sustainable and superior-quality materials. Dill Ribbed is fashioned from sanitary-grade, buttery-soft silicone that feels as sumptuous and inviting, offering just the right balance between flexibility for customised pleasure and firmness to maintain its enticing form.

Cleaning your Dill Ribbed is a straightforward affair, courtesy of Simply Toy Cleaner. Fully waterproof, Dill Ribbed invites you to let your inhibitions run wild, be it beneath the sensuous droplets of a shower or while immersed in the calming warmth of a bath.

As with our other intimate products, Dill Ribbed pairs seamlessly with our range of organic lubricants, Simply Lube. Our unwavering commitment to your health and the environment ensures that your intimate experiences remain as natural as possible.

Step into a realm of lavish pleasure with Dill Ribbed - your alluring partner in the exploration of sensuality and satisfaction.Unlike Dill Straight and Dill G-Curve, Dill Ribbed is unfortunately not compatible with our bullet vibrator, Elemi.

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Litsea

Litsea is the Goldilocks of the Butt Plug world, not too big, not too small, just right – perfect for newbies to tinker with, but still has enough to it to give pleasure to those more seasoned with anal play. The classic tear drop butt plug shape, paired with a decorative flower petal end. Nothing intimidating there!

So, what is a Glass Butt Plug, anyway? Glass butt plugs are a unique and elegant addition to the world of anal pleasure. These exquisite toys are crafted from high-quality, body-safe borosilicate glass, known for its durability and ability to hold temperature. Unlike traditional butt plugs, the smooth and non-porous surface of glass makes for effortless insertion and a sensational experience. Glass butt plugs come in various shapes, sizes, and designs, catering to both beginners and experienced enthusiasts. Their beauty lies not only in their aesthetic appeal but also in their versatility – they can be heated or cooled for thrilling temperature play.

What's more, their non-porous nature ensures easy cleaning, making them a hygienic choice for your intimate adventures. Whether you're exploring anal pleasure solo or with a partner, a glass butt plug can offer an unmatched combination of visual and sensual delight, and cleaning up afterwards is a breeze with Simply Toy Cleaner.

Litsea is Simply Lube approved (and recommended!). Also, our ‘planet first’ commitments mean that you’ll receive Litsea free of ANY plastic packaging, in a rather cute cotton drawstring bag, which it can snuggle in between sessions. Give.it.a.try!!

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When decision fatigue hits and you just want it all, say ‘Oh, f**k it’ and dive into the lavish abundance of our most audacious creation yet.

This is not just a collection; it’s a full-blown celebration of pleasure, a cornucopia of our finest and most beloved toys. For those who refuse to settle and crave the full TNLC experience, this is your playground.

A chest of bestsellers, all in one. Why play eeny, meeny, miny, moe with pleasure when you can have the whole shebang? This hamper is a love letter to the undecided, the adventurous, and the downright greedy (we say, more power to you!). From the rumbly delights of our famed rabbit vibrators to the sleek sophistication of our butt plugs, we’ve got it all. Each of our 15 bestsellers is here, waiting to take you on a journey of discovery, delight, and unadulterated fun.

The ‘Oh f**k it hamper’ is like the Willy Wonka factory of sex toys – every type, every texture, every tantalising sensation. Imagine having a full sex toy chest at your fingertips, each piece crafted with the same love, care, and commitment to sustainability that you’ve come to expect from TNLC. High-quality, beautiful, and diverse – it’s the ultimate indulgence for yourself or a gift that will leave someone absolutely speechless (in the best possible way).

So go on, throw caution to the wind. With the ‘Oh f**k it hamper,’ you’re not just buying sex toys; you’re investing in a spectrum of experiences that promise to electrify, tantalise, and maybe even revolutionise your pleasure game. Embrace the full TNLC experience – your senses will thank you!

So, what’s included I hear you ask?

Elemi, Discreet, Ocean Plastic, Bullet Vibrator

Tansy G-Curve, Our Bestselling 7” Glass Dildo

Vetiver, Soft Silicone Anal Beads

Cilantro, Multi-speed Rabbit Cock Ring

Litsea, Classic Tear Drop Butt Plug

Dill G-Curve, 6″ G-Spot Centric Silicone Dildo

Dill Ribbed, Silicone Dildo Ribbed for Extra Pleasure 

Dill Straight, Flexible 7” Silicone Dildo

Yarrow, Thrusting Rabbit Vibrating Dildo

Camellia Blindfold, Adjustable Cork Leather Blindfold

Camphor, Rabbit Style Vibrating Dildo with Clitoral Suction

Jasmine, Elegant Clitoral Sucking Vibrator

Cistus, Dual G-Spot & Clitoral Vibrator with Remote

Nepeta, Remote Controlled Love Egg with Strong Vibrations

Cassia, Dual-ended and Curved Wand Vibrator

When decision fatigue hits and you just want it all, say ‘Oh, f**k it’ and dive into the lavish abundance of our most audacious creation yet.

This is not just a collection; it’s a full-blown celebration of pleasure, a cornucopia of our finest and most beloved toys. For those who refuse to settle and crave the full TNLC experience, this is your playground.

A chest of bestsellers, all in one. Why play eeny, meeny, miny, moe with pleasure when you can have the whole shebang? This hamper is a love letter to the undecided, the adventurous, and the downright greedy (we say, more power to you!). From the rumbly delights of our famed rabbit vibrators to the sleek sophistication of our butt plugs, we’ve got it all. Each of our 15 bestsellers is here, waiting to take you on a journey of discovery, delight, and unadulterated fun. Read More

When decision fatigue hits and you just want it all, say ‘Oh, f**k it’ and dive into the lavish abundance of our most audacious creation yet.

This is not just a collection; it’s a full-blown celebration of pleasure, a cornucopia of our finest and most beloved toys. For those who refuse to settle and crave the full TNLC experience, this is your playground.

A chest of bestsellers, all in one. Why play eeny, meeny, miny, moe with pleasure when you can have the whole shebang? This hamper is a love letter to the undecided, the adventurous, and the downright greedy (we say, more power to you!). From the rumbly delights of our famed rabbit vibrators to the sleek sophistication of our butt plugs, we’ve got it all. Each of our 15 bestsellers is here, waiting to take you on a journey of discovery, delight, and unadulterated fun.

The ‘Oh f**k it hamper’ is like the Willy Wonka factory of sex toys – every type, every texture, every tantalising sensation. Imagine having a full sex toy chest at your fingertips, each piece crafted with the same love, care, and commitment to sustainability that you’ve come to expect from TNLC. High-quality, beautiful, and diverse – it’s the ultimate indulgence for yourself or a gift that will leave someone absolutely speechless (in the best possible way).

So go on, throw caution to the wind. With the ‘Oh f**k it hamper,’ you’re not just buying sex toys; you’re investing in a spectrum of experiences that promise to electrify, tantalise, and maybe even revolutionise your pleasure game. Embrace the full TNLC experience – your senses will thank you!

So, what’s included I hear you ask?

Elemi, Discreet, Ocean Plastic, Bullet Vibrator

Tansy G-Curve, Our Bestselling 7” Glass Dildo

Vetiver, Soft Silicone Anal Beads

Cilantro, Multi-speed Rabbit Cock Ring

Litsea, Classic Tear Drop Butt Plug

Dill G-Curve, 6″ G-Spot Centric Silicone Dildo

Dill Ribbed, Silicone Dildo Ribbed for Extra Pleasure 

Dill Straight, Flexible 7” Silicone Dildo

Yarrow, Thrusting Rabbit Vibrating Dildo

Camellia Blindfold, Adjustable Cork Leather Blindfold

Camphor, Rabbit Style Vibrating Dildo with Clitoral Suction

Jasmine, Elegant Clitoral Sucking Vibrator

Cistus, Dual G-Spot & Clitoral Vibrator with Remote

Nepeta, Remote Controlled Love Egg with Strong Vibrations

Cassia, Dual-ended and Curved Wand Vibrator

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When decision fatigue hits and you just want it all, say ‘Oh, f**k it’ and dive into the lavish abundance of our most audacious creation yet. Read More

When decision fatigue hits and you just want it all, say ‘Oh, f**k it’ and dive into the lavish abundance of our most audacious creation yet.

This is not just a collection; it’s a full-blown celebration of pleasure, a cornucopia of our finest and most beloved toys. For those who refuse to settle and crave the full TNLC experience, this is your playground.

A chest of bestsellers, all in one. Why play eeny, meeny, miny, moe with pleasure when you can have the whole shebang? This hamper is a love letter to the undecided, the adventurous, and the downright greedy (we say, more power to you!). From the rumbly delights of our famed rabbit vibrators to the sleek sophistication of our butt plugs, we’ve got it all. Each of our 15 bestsellers is here, waiting to take you on a journey of discovery, delight, and unadulterated fun.

The ‘Oh f**k it hamper’ is like the Willy Wonka factory of sex toys – every type, every texture, every tantalising sensation. Imagine having a full sex toy chest at your fingertips, each piece crafted with the same love, care, and commitment to sustainability that you’ve come to expect from TNLC. High-quality, beautiful, and diverse – it’s the ultimate indulgence for yourself or a gift that will leave someone absolutely speechless (in the best possible way).

So go on, throw caution to the wind. With the ‘Oh f**k it hamper,’ you’re not just buying sex toys; you’re investing in a spectrum of experiences that promise to electrify, tantalise, and maybe even revolutionise your pleasure game. Embrace the full TNLC experience – your senses will thank you!

So, what’s included I hear you ask?

Elemi, Discreet, Ocean Plastic, Bullet Vibrator

Tansy G-Curve, Our Bestselling 7” Glass Dildo

Vetiver, Soft Silicone Anal Beads

Cilantro, Multi-speed Rabbit Cock Ring

Litsea, Classic Tear Drop Butt Plug

Dill G-Curve, 6″ G-Spot Centric Silicone Dildo

Dill Ribbed, Silicone Dildo Ribbed for Extra Pleasure 

Dill Straight, Flexible 7” Silicone Dildo

Yarrow, Thrusting Rabbit Vibrating Dildo

Camellia Blindfold, Adjustable Cork Leather Blindfold

Camphor, Rabbit Style Vibrating Dildo with Clitoral Suction

Jasmine, Elegant Clitoral Sucking Vibrator

Cistus, Dual G-Spot & Clitoral Vibrator with Remote

Nepeta, Remote Controlled Love Egg with Strong Vibrations

Cassia, Dual-ended and Curved Wand Vibrator

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Sustainably Minded
Discreet Delivery

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We provide trackable free priority next-day delivery on all orders over £100. Additionally, we offer an express 2-3 day delivery that is free with all orders over £50. You'll find more details on our delivery options here and our free returns policy here. All our packaging is 100% discreet, sustainable and plastic-free.

Simply Lube
Approved

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All toys included in this hamper are compatible with the included Organic Simply Lubricant. They can also be cleaned before and after use with warm soapy water and the included Simply Toy Cleaner.

Tree Planted

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For each purchase we’ll plant a tree to say thanks. So far we’ve planted over 50,000!

Water Resistant & Body Safe

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Dive into a world of uninterrupted pleasure, all toys within this hamper have an IPX6, or higher, water resistant rating (jargon for, it’s splash proof!) Also worth noting that all of our buttery soft silicone products use the finest, body safe, sanitary grade silicone.

F**k Yourself. Not the planet.TM

We'll recycle your old toys, for free.

As part of our 'Second Coming recycling scheme, we'll recycle your old sex toys whether or not you originally bought them from us. Simply claim your free postage label and use the mailer box your new products came in.

We plant a tree for every item you purchase.

As part of our 'orgasms for oxygen scheme', we plant a tree for every item purchased. We're currently replenishing devastating deforestation in North West Madagascar, and with your help have planted over 100,000 trees.

We make sex toys from recycled ocean plastic.

Since 2022, all of our best sellers have been made using a recycled ocean plastic internal core, adorned with a buttery smooth sanitary grade silicone covering.

Our ‘Simply’ range of lubricants is certified Vegan.

Every bottle proudly carries certification from The Vegan Society—a guarantee that every ingredient meets the highest vegan and ethical standards. We go even further: while not formally certified, our packaging is also considered with care, using plant-based inks and avoiding animal-derived materials. That means no animal testing (ever), no hidden animal byproducts, and full transparency from formulation to finish. Each lube in the Simply collection is made with high-quality, plant-powered ingredients that are kind to your body and gentle on the planet.

Oh, and also...

Carbon offset delivery.
Totally plastic free packing.
Never tested on animals.
Body safe & skin kind.

Super pretty toys! They come in the cutest packaging and they're so fun to use on your own or together!

An amazing range of fun really nicely packaged fun easy to us toys

I just could not possibly decide which lovely things to go for so ended up picking this hamper and omg it ticks every box.

Additional information

Dimensions 33 × 17 × 9 cm

Cassia

Weight 182 g
Dimensions 25 × 12 × 6.5 cm

Jasmine

Weight 127 g
Dimensions 19 × 14 × 5 cm

Cilantro

Weight 80 g
Dimensions 17 × 12 × 2.5 cm

Vetiver

Weight 69 g
Dimensions 17 × 12 × 2.5 cm

Simply Lube Natural Aloe Vera

Weight 150 g
Dimensions 27 × 13 × 7 cm

Simply Toy Cleaner 100ml

Weight 133 g
Dimensions 18 × 8.5 × 8.5 cm

Tansy G-Curve

Weight 387 g
Dimensions 27 × 13 × 7 cm
Colour

Transparent, Light Pink

Elemi

Weight 74 g
Dimensions 17 × 12 × 2.5 cm

Camphor

Weight 267 g
Dimensions 25 × 12 × 6.5 cm

Cistus

Weight 141 g
Dimensions 19 × 14 × 5 cm

Nepeta

Weight 131 g
Dimensions 19 × 14 × 5 cm

Camellia Blindfold

Weight 54 g
Dimensions 19 × 14 × 5 cm

Yarrow

Weight 282 g
Dimensions 25 × 18 × 7.5 cm

Dill Straight

Weight 230 g
Dimensions 25 × 12 × 6.5 cm

Dill G-Curve

Weight 203 g
Dimensions 25 × 12 × 6.5 cm

Dill Ribbed

Weight 267 g
Dimensions 25 × 12 × 6.5 cm

Litsea

Weight 112 g
Dimensions 19 × 14 × 5 cm