This hamper is the warm-up, the main event, several entirely unnecessary encores and the sensible little clean-up afterwards. Inside are four very different routes to bliss – Cassia, Jasmine, Yarrow and Elemi – plus Simply Arousal Serum, Simply Lube Aloe Vera and Simply Toy Cleaner. In other words, everything required for a quiet evening in that may not, in fact, remain particularly quiet.
Begin with a pea-sized drop of Simply Arousal Serum, massaged around the clitoris and vulva to invite a botanical tingle. Add a generous glide of Simply Lube Aloe Vera, then choose your adventure. Afterwards, Simply Toy Cleaner restores order with one spritz – because nothing kills the post-orgasm glow quite like remembering there is admin.
So, what exactly is the Ocean Plastic Hamper, anyway?
Think of it as a beautifully curated pleasure chest with its life together – and a rather excellent environmental conscience. Every toy inside has an inner core made from recycled ocean-bound plastic: plastic collected before it could reach our oceans and harm marine life. Each core is then wrapped in silky, sanitary-grade silicone, transforming a potential pollutant into something altogether more pleasurable.
The result is a wonderfully varied collection for internal, external, suction, thrusting, wand and precision stimulation, accompanied by the intimate essentials that make everything feel better, glide more beautifully and stay fresh for next time.
Meet the contents.
Cassia – A dual-ended marvel with a deeply rumbly wand for broad clitoral stimulation at one end and a curved, G-spot-targeting dildo at the other. Start delicate, build the intensity, then simply turn things around. Very efficient. Almost suspiciously so.
Jasmine – A clitoral suction vibrator with a softly embracing silicone flange and delicate inner tendrils that flutter against the clitoris. Jasmine is also compatible with The Natural Touch Remote for easy, fumble-free control.
Yarrow – Our refined thrusting rabbit vibrator pairs a motorised shaft with a soft, flexible clitoral vibe, bringing rhythmic G-spot or A-spot stimulation and external vibration together. You are still the conductor; Yarrow merely handles the vigorous orchestral section.
Elemi – A discreet little dynamo made for focused stimulation of the clitoris and other erogenous zones. Explore 10 settings, from a whisper-soft warm-up to full-power determination. Elemi is waterproof, magnetically rechargeable and compatible with The Natural Touch Remote (optional).
Simply Arousal Serum – A luxurious botanical blend of time-honoured herbs and aphrodisiacs, created to awaken the clitoris and vulva with a teasing tingle. A pea-sized amount is all you need; this is a serum, not gravy.
Simply Lube Aloe Vera – A silky, water-based lubricant made with 99.2% organic ingredients, including soothing Aloe Vera. It is toy-safe, condom-compatible, certified vegan and free from glycerin, glycol and parabens.
Simply Toy Cleaner – A gentle, water-based antibacterial spray for keeping silicone, glass and other pleasure essentials fresh and body-safe. Spritz, leave for 30 seconds and rinse, always following the toy manufacturer’s instructions.
Our Simply range is certified by The Vegan Society, and every bottle or pouch sold funds the planting of a tree. The 100ml Simply Lube bottle is made from plant-based compostable plastic, while Simply Toy Cleaner comes in a bottle made from 100% plant-based compostable plastic with a reusable, recyclable spray head.
Your new toys arrive without plastic packaging and retire to their reusable cotton drawstring bags between appearances. From the first botanical tingle to the final sensible spritz, it is pleasure with choices, proper aftercare and the planet firmly in mind.
F**k yourself. Not the planet. Preferably several times.
This hamper is the warm-up, the main event, several entirely unnecessary encores and the sensible little clean-up afterwards. Inside are four very different routes to bliss – Cassia, Jasmine, Yarrow and Elemi – plus Simply Arousal Serum, Simply Lube Aloe Vera and Simply Toy Cleaner. In other words, everything required for a quiet evening in that may not, in fact, remain particularly quiet.
Begin with a pea-sized drop of Simply Arousal Serum, massaged around the clitoris and vulva to invite a botanical tingle. Add a generous glide of Simply Lube Aloe Vera, then choose your adventure. Afterwards, Simply Toy Cleaner restores order with one spritz – because nothing kills the post-orgasm glow quite like remembering there is admin.
So, what exactly is the Ocean Plastic Hamper, anyway? Read More
This hamper is the warm-up, the main event, several entirely unnecessary encores and the sensible little clean-up afterwards. Inside are four very different routes to bliss – Cassia, Jasmine, Yarrow and Elemi – plus Simply Arousal Serum, Simply Lube Aloe Vera and Simply Toy Cleaner. In other words, everything required for a quiet evening in that may not, in fact, remain particularly quiet.
Begin with a pea-sized drop of Simply Arousal Serum, massaged around the clitoris and vulva to invite a botanical tingle. Add a generous glide of Simply Lube Aloe Vera, then choose your adventure. Afterwards, Simply Toy Cleaner restores order with one spritz – because nothing kills the post-orgasm glow quite like remembering there is admin.
So, what exactly is the Ocean Plastic Hamper, anyway?
Think of it as a beautifully curated pleasure chest with its life together – and a rather excellent environmental conscience. Every toy inside has an inner core made from recycled ocean-bound plastic: plastic collected before it could reach our oceans and harm marine life. Each core is then wrapped in silky, sanitary-grade silicone, transforming a potential pollutant into something altogether more pleasurable.
The result is a wonderfully varied collection for internal, external, suction, thrusting, wand and precision stimulation, accompanied by the intimate essentials that make everything feel better, glide more beautifully and stay fresh for next time.
Meet the contents.
Cassia – A dual-ended marvel with a deeply rumbly wand for broad clitoral stimulation at one end and a curved, G-spot-targeting dildo at the other. Start delicate, build the intensity, then simply turn things around. Very efficient. Almost suspiciously so.
Jasmine – A clitoral suction vibrator with a softly embracing silicone flange and delicate inner tendrils that flutter against the clitoris. Jasmine is also compatible with The Natural Touch Remote for easy, fumble-free control.
Yarrow – Our refined thrusting rabbit vibrator pairs a motorised shaft with a soft, flexible clitoral vibe, bringing rhythmic G-spot or A-spot stimulation and external vibration together. You are still the conductor; Yarrow merely handles the vigorous orchestral section.
Elemi – A discreet little dynamo made for focused stimulation of the clitoris and other erogenous zones. Explore 10 settings, from a whisper-soft warm-up to full-power determination. Elemi is waterproof, magnetically rechargeable and compatible with The Natural Touch Remote (optional).
Simply Arousal Serum – A luxurious botanical blend of time-honoured herbs and aphrodisiacs, created to awaken the clitoris and vulva with a teasing tingle. A pea-sized amount is all you need; this is a serum, not gravy.
Simply Lube Aloe Vera – A silky, water-based lubricant made with 99.2% organic ingredients, including soothing Aloe Vera. It is toy-safe, condom-compatible, certified vegan and free from glycerin, glycol and parabens.
Simply Toy Cleaner – A gentle, water-based antibacterial spray for keeping silicone, glass and other pleasure essentials fresh and body-safe. Spritz, leave for 30 seconds and rinse, always following the toy manufacturer’s instructions.
Our Simply range is certified by The Vegan Society, and every bottle or pouch sold funds the planting of a tree. The 100ml Simply Lube bottle is made from plant-based compostable plastic, while Simply Toy Cleaner comes in a bottle made from 100% plant-based compostable plastic with a reusable, recyclable spray head.
Your new toys arrive without plastic packaging and retire to their reusable cotton drawstring bags between appearances. From the first botanical tingle to the final sensible spritz, it is pleasure with choices, proper aftercare and the planet firmly in mind.
F**k yourself. Not the planet. Preferably several times.
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This hamper is the warm-up, the main event, several entirely unnecessary encores and the sensible little clean-up afterwards. Inside are four very different routes to bliss – Cassia, Jasmine, Yarrow… Read More
This hamper is the warm-up, the main event, several entirely unnecessary encores and the sensible little clean-up afterwards. Inside are four very different routes to bliss – Cassia, Jasmine, Yarrow and Elemi – plus Simply Arousal Serum, Simply Lube Aloe Vera and Simply Toy Cleaner. In other words, everything required for a quiet evening in that may not, in fact, remain particularly quiet.
Begin with a pea-sized drop of Simply Arousal Serum, massaged around the clitoris and vulva to invite a botanical tingle. Add a generous glide of Simply Lube Aloe Vera, then choose your adventure. Afterwards, Simply Toy Cleaner restores order with one spritz – because nothing kills the post-orgasm glow quite like remembering there is admin.
So, what exactly is the Ocean Plastic Hamper, anyway?
Think of it as a beautifully curated pleasure chest with its life together – and a rather excellent environmental conscience. Every toy inside has an inner core made from recycled ocean-bound plastic: plastic collected before it could reach our oceans and harm marine life. Each core is then wrapped in silky, sanitary-grade silicone, transforming a potential pollutant into something altogether more pleasurable.
The result is a wonderfully varied collection for internal, external, suction, thrusting, wand and precision stimulation, accompanied by the intimate essentials that make everything feel better, glide more beautifully and stay fresh for next time.
Meet the contents.
Cassia – A dual-ended marvel with a deeply rumbly wand for broad clitoral stimulation at one end and a curved, G-spot-targeting dildo at the other. Start delicate, build the intensity, then simply turn things around. Very efficient. Almost suspiciously so.
Jasmine – A clitoral suction vibrator with a softly embracing silicone flange and delicate inner tendrils that flutter against the clitoris. Jasmine is also compatible with The Natural Touch Remote for easy, fumble-free control.
Yarrow – Our refined thrusting rabbit vibrator pairs a motorised shaft with a soft, flexible clitoral vibe, bringing rhythmic G-spot or A-spot stimulation and external vibration together. You are still the conductor; Yarrow merely handles the vigorous orchestral section.
Elemi – A discreet little dynamo made for focused stimulation of the clitoris and other erogenous zones. Explore 10 settings, from a whisper-soft warm-up to full-power determination. Elemi is waterproof, magnetically rechargeable and compatible with The Natural Touch Remote (optional).
Simply Arousal Serum – A luxurious botanical blend of time-honoured herbs and aphrodisiacs, created to awaken the clitoris and vulva with a teasing tingle. A pea-sized amount is all you need; this is a serum, not gravy.
Simply Lube Aloe Vera – A silky, water-based lubricant made with 99.2% organic ingredients, including soothing Aloe Vera. It is toy-safe, condom-compatible, certified vegan and free from glycerin, glycol and parabens.
Simply Toy Cleaner – A gentle, water-based antibacterial spray for keeping silicone, glass and other pleasure essentials fresh and body-safe. Spritz, leave for 30 seconds and rinse, always following the toy manufacturer’s instructions.
Our Simply range is certified by The Vegan Society, and every bottle or pouch sold funds the planting of a tree. The 100ml Simply Lube bottle is made from plant-based compostable plastic, while Simply Toy Cleaner comes in a bottle made from 100% plant-based compostable plastic with a reusable, recyclable spray head.
Your new toys arrive without plastic packaging and retire to their reusable cotton drawstring bags between appearances. From the first botanical tingle to the final sensible spritz, it is pleasure with choices, proper aftercare and the planet firmly in mind.
F**k yourself. Not the planet. Preferably several times.
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