Ocean Plastic Hamper

The ultimate eco-conscious approach to pleasure

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Cassia

Introducing the captivating Cassia, a dual-ended marvel with a deeply rumbly wand vibrator on one end paired with a G-spot targeting dildo on the other, all encased in buttery soft pastel pink silicone. Tease and tantalise your clitoris with the delicate wand as its gentle vibrations coax you closer to the edge of bliss. As the intensity builds, switch to the curved G-spot dildo end and experience divine fullness as it expertly strokes your G-spot—a total breath-taker!

So, what is a wand vibrator anyway? Simply put, it's a type of vibrator known for its large, rounded head that delivers powerful, encompassing vibrations. It's designed for broad stimulation, covering more area than smaller, more precise vibrators, making it perfect for stimulating a larger area of your vulva. Remember, clitoral pleasure isn't just about the sensitive nub; it's about the whole region of nerves surrounding it. The wand end of Cassia embodies this concept beautifully – robust, straightforward pleasure in a sleek and modern form.

And what about a G-Spot Dildo? It's specially designed to target the highly sensitive G-spot, located inside the vagina. A G-Spot dildo has a precise curvature, enabling it to reach and apply the right amount of pressure. With Cassia, the G-Spot end delivers rhythmic, deep vibrations that intensify pleasure. It’s straightforward, effective, and designed to bring a more intense level of satisfaction.

Cassia’s sleek design is crafted from an ocean plastic body coated in a buttery soft layer of sanitary grade silicone, showcasing our commitment to eco-friendly pleasure. The new magnetic charging system ensures effortless recharging, while the whisper-quiet "gentle touch" mode provides discreet pleasure and a gentle way to ease into your routine.

Boasting 10 powerful yet quiet vibration rhythms and intensities, Cassia allows you to tailor your pleasure journey. This versatile vibrator also features full waterproof functionality, inviting you to explore new dimensions of pleasure in the bath, shower, or any aquatic setting!

For the ultimate experience, pair Cassia with our range of Organic Natural Lubricants. In line with our ‘planet-first’ commitment, you’ll receive Cassia free of any plastic packaging, in a rather cute cotton drawstring bag, perfect for snug storage between sessions.

Next day delivery & free returns

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"PHENOMENAL combination of such beautiful products."

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Jasmine

Say hello to Jasmine, our eco-savvy clitoral wonder, bringing next-level pleasure with a sustainable twist. Crafted from recycled ocean plastic and draped in creamy, sanitary-grade silicone, Jasmine is your new go-to for guilt-free delights.

Imagine this: the gentle yet assertive clitoral suction of Jasmine intimately cuddles your clit, while the inner vibrating tendrils dance and flutter, orchestrating an absolute symphony of sensation. Jasmine isn't just a sex toy; it's your personal pleasure concierge.

Combine Jasmine with our compatible remote control, ‘The Natural Touch Remote' to unlock fumble-free, uninterrupted and comfortable control of your pleasure. Save 50% on ‘The Natural Touch Remote‘, when purchasing any compatible sex toy.

What exactly is a clitoral suction sex toy? Ever wondered what the buzz around these toys is all about? These gems are the crown jewels of the pleasure world, trading the usual buzz for something more enigmatic. They operate with a silicone ‘flange’ that moves rapidly back and forth; creating a vacuum when pulling back, and releasing it as it moves forward. Place your clit in that and MAGIC.

We've curated Jasmine’s 10 divine settings, including its whisper-quiet gentle touch mode. And when it's time to recharge? The magnetic charger is the epitome of convenience. Plus, Jasmine's waterproof design isn't just a feature; it's an invitation to run a hot bath and indulge.

Jasmine and our range of gentle organic lubricants, Simply Lube, are total bed fellows, so take advantage of our combo deal above. Our planet first commitments mean that you’ll receive Jasmine free of any plastic packaging, in a rather cute cotton drawstring bag in fact, which it can snuggle in between sessions.

Next day delivery & free returns

100% discreet and trackable

"PHENOMENAL combination of such beautiful products."

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Elemi

Elemi is here, and it’s the little dynamo that’s about to shake up your pleasure chest. Compact, yes, but this little bullet vibrator, with its recycled ocean plastic heart and silky silicone skin, is like a tiny little titan ready to unleash an absolute world of pleasure. Hunker down and feel Elemi's focused vibrations tantalising your clit, just how you like it, or make the most of its small form to tease the opening of your vagina.

Combine Elemi with our compatible remote control, ‘The Natural Touch Remote' to unlock fumble-free, uninterrupted and comfortable control of your pleasure. Save 50% on ‘The Natural Touch Remote‘, when purchasing any compatible sex toy.

So, what exactly is a bullet vibrator, anyway? Bullet vibrators are the unsung heroes in the pleasure arsenal, specialising in direct, precise and intense stimulation. Compact and straightforward, they’re designed to zero in on erogenous zones, like the clit, with precision. Ideal for both beginners and aficionados, a bullet vibrator is your secret weapon for focused, powerful pleasure. Whether used as part of foreplay, solo exploration or as a supplement to other activities, its versatility is unmatched.

Let Elemi serenade your erogenous zones with 10 exquisitely curated settings. From the whisper-quiet gentle touch mode to get warmed up, through to the rather impressive full power mode. And when power does eventually runs low, Elemi's magnetic charger jumps into action – the epitome of convenience, ensuring your little friend is always ready for your next escapade. Plus, Elemi loves a bit of splash, with a waterproof design that’s not just a feature, but an open invitation to mix pleasure with a long soak

Pairing Elemi with our organic, body-friendly lubricant, Simply Lube, is must, so do make the most of our combo deal above. Our planet-first commitments mean that you’ll receive Elemi free of any plastic packaging, in a rather cute cotton drawstring bag in fact, which it can snuggle in between sessions. Regardless, don’t take our word for it, check out the 100s of fabulous reviews below.

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Simply Lube Natural Aloe Vera

We at The Natural Love Company believe that personal lubricant should be super skin-kind, and feel like just your body's own natural lubrication, free of stickiness or overpowering artificial tastes or odours. We’re so excited to introduce ’Simply Lube’, a water-based personal lubricant intending to enhance sexual pleasure and sensitivity, but free from the usual nasties and known skin irritants that sexual lubricants usually contain (Glycerin, Glycol and Parabens, to name a few).

Simply Lube contains 99.2% organic ingredients, including a touch of calming and soothing Aloe Vera. As a water-based lubricant, Simply Lube is naturally toy-safe, certified vegan and condom compatible.

Our 100ml Simply Lube bottles are made entirely from plant-based, compostable plastic — flip-top lid and all. Prefer something a little more rugged? Meet our 300ml 2025 edition: a sleek metal bottle with a leakproof cap and matte black pump, designed to go wherever life takes you. And for effortless top-ups, we now offer our 300ml Simply Lube Refill Pouch — made from fully recyclable PE and perfect for refilling your metal bottle with ease. Whichever option you go for, every part can be taken apart and fully recycled.

We’re proud to share that our 'Simply' range is now officially certified by The Vegan Society — meaning it’s not only vegan-friendly and cruelty-free, but independently verified to contain no animal ingredients and to meet the highest ethical standards. We also, on your behalf, fund the planting of a tree for every bottle or pouch sold, so far we've planted over 60,000 trees!

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Simply Toy Cleaner

Say hello to Simply Toy Cleaner, your toys’ favourite spa day in a bottle. This gentle yet powerful antibacterial spray makes it easy to keep your pleasure essentials fresh, clean, and adventure-ready. Just spritz, wait 30 seconds, and rinse (always check your toy manufacturer’s instructions).

Whether it’s glass, silicone, or anything in between, our water-based formula is designed to work beautifully with your favourite eco-friendly sex toys because hygiene should never be an afterthought when it comes to pleasure.

Why use a dedicated toy cleaner? Because soap isn’t always enough—and sometimes it’s too much. Harsh chemicals and strong fragrances can irritate sensitive skin and damage delicate materials like silicone. Simply Toy Cleaner is specially formulated to be tough on bacteria, yet gentle on both your body and your toys. It supports intimate health, prevents bacterial build-up, and helps keep your pleasure products in top condition—so they last longer, feel better, and stay body-safe.

Looking for the perfect pairing? Try our Simply Lube & Toy Cleaner Set—the ultimate combo for before, during, and after play.

Vegan & Cruelty-Free: Proudly certified by The Vegan Society. No animal testing, no animal ingredients—just plant-powered cleanliness.

Body-Safe & Effective: Water-based, pH-balanced, and free from unnecessary nasties.

Eco-Conscious Packaging: The bottle is made from 100% plant-based compostable plastic. The spray head is fully reusable and can be easily disassembled and recycled.

All our toys and lubricants are shipped in discreet, plastic-free packaging as standard. And because we believe in leaving the world better than we found it, we fund the planting of a tree for every bottle sold—over 60,000 trees and counting!

Next day delivery & free returns

100% discreet and trackable

"PHENOMENAL combination of such beautiful products."

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Yarrow

Our tagline is famously ‘F**k yourself, not the planet’, but with Yarrow, you don’t even need to ‘F**k yourself’, it’ll do that for you too, with its thrusting shaft. Yarrow is our take on a mechanical thrusting dildo, the first and only in our range, as it’s the only one you could ever possibly need. Picture this: Yarrow glistening from a lathering of Simply Lube, its rhythmic thrusts pounding your G-spot with precision. Its gentle, flexible clitoral vibe adds to the symphony of pleasure, yet you are the conductor. Encore, encore!

So what is a thrusting dildo, anyway? A thrusting dildo is a versatile and innovative sex toy generally designed to mimic the natural thrusting motion of a penis during sex. Unlike traditional dildos, these devices feature a motorised shaft that moves up and down, providing a unique, satisfying and automated penetration experience. This rhythmic thrusting action can target the G-spot, A-spot, or prostate, delivering intense sensations and powerful orgasms. Thrusting dildos come in various shapes, sizes, and materials, catering to a wide range of preferences. Whether you’re looking to enhance solo pleasure or spice up partner play, a thrusting dildo can be a game-changer in the world of sexual satisfaction.

Thrusting dildos are often clunky and cumbersome things, but Yarrow is beautifully refined in form and aesthetic. As well as the thrusting shaft, Yarrow also features a soft, subtle and flexible clitoral vibrator, similar in function to a rabbit dildo, so that you can enjoy clitoral stimulation whilst Yarrow’s thrusting shaft hits your g-spot and a-spot. Literally, what more could you want from a sex toy?

For those who like to keep things simple, Yarrow offers three constant speeds: whisper-quiet soft touch, medium, and high. New to this version, Yarrow now features dedicated thrusting-only and vibration-only settings, so you can fine-tune your pleasure exactly how you like it. In the mood to explore, there are five additional tantalising modes ready to take you off-script. Yarrow also comes equipped with our latest USB magnetic charging system, fully at home in the bath or shower, and - perhaps most excitingly - can now be controlled remotely via our Natural Touch Remote… because sometimes the best kind of control is giving it away.

For the ultimate experience, pair Yarrow with our range of Organic Natural Lubricants and Toy Cleaner. In line with our ‘planet-first’ commitment, you’ll receive Yarrow free of any plastic packaging, in a rather cute cotton drawstring bag, perfect for snug storage between sessions.

Next day delivery & free returns

100% discreet and trackable

"PHENOMENAL combination of such beautiful products."

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Simply Arousal Serum

Simply Arousal Serum is a love letter from Mother Nature to your libido, a decadent fusion of time-honoured herbs and botanical aphrodisiacs, all conspiring (a little wickedly) to send your blood surging and your genitals tingling. This luxurious serum is meticulously selected to stimulate arousal and enhance sexual pleasure simply by squeezing a pea-sized amount of serum onto your finger and massage it around your clitoris and vulva.

So, what are the main ingredients in this scandalously effective little serum?

Maca Root – Long revered in traditional Andean medicine, maca is known for supporting hormonal balance, boosting energy, and enhancing libido. Think of it as nature’s answer to a mid-afternoon espresso—but for your sex drive.
Damiana – A fragrant, slightly spicy shrub with a centuries-old rep as an aphrodisiac. Damiana works by increasing blood flow and heightening sensitivity, especially in those lower, lovelier regions. It's basically a botanical flirt.
Panax Ginseng – The overachiever of herbal medicine. Ginseng helps improve circulation, sharpen focus, and ramp up stamina—because sometimes pleasure is a marathon, not a sprint.
Cinnamon Bark – More than just a festive spice. Cinnamon is a natural vasodilator, which means it helps encourage blood flow to the areas that matter most, adding a gentle warmth and a lot of extra ooh to the experience.

Simply Arousal Serum isn’t just about feeling good—it’s about doing good, too. We’ve kept things clean, conscious, and compatible with your entire pleasure routine:

Vegan & Cruelty-Free: Now officially certified by The Vegan Society. No animal by-products, no animal testing—just plant-powered pleasure, the way nature (and your ethics) intended.
Free From the Usual Suspects: No parabens, no L-arginine, no glycerin. That means no unexpected reactions, no stickiness, and zero weirdness.
pH Balanced: Formulated to play nice with your body’s natural chemistry, so it feels like a welcome guest—not an intruder.
Toy-Friendly: Safe to use with all your favourite glass and silicone sidekicks, buzzers, and wands. It’s team players only around here.

Simply Arousal Serum is your invitation to turn things up a notch (or three). It's silky yet seriously effective—and once you’ve felt that first delicious tingle, you’ll wonder how your pleasure routine ever got by without it!

All our lubricants, oils and creams are shipped with discreet, plastic-free packaging as standard. We also, on your behalf, fund the planting of a tree for every tube sold, so far we've planted over 60,000 trees!

Next day delivery & free returns

100% discreet and trackable

"PHENOMENAL combination of such beautiful products."

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Sold out. For now.

"PHENOMENAL combination of such beautiful products."

Play now, Pay Later. No Fees.

This hamper is the warm-up, the main event, several entirely unnecessary encores and the sensible little clean-up afterwards. Inside are four very different routes to bliss – Cassia, Jasmine, Yarrow and Elemi – plus Simply Arousal Serum, Simply Lube Aloe Vera and Simply Toy Cleaner. In other words, everything required for a quiet evening in that may not, in fact, remain particularly quiet.

Begin with a pea-sized drop of Simply Arousal Serum, massaged around the clitoris and vulva to invite a botanical tingle. Add a generous glide of Simply Lube Aloe Vera, then choose your adventure. Afterwards, Simply Toy Cleaner restores order with one spritz – because nothing kills the post-orgasm glow quite like remembering there is admin.

So, what exactly is the Ocean Plastic Hamper, anyway?

Think of it as a beautifully curated pleasure chest with its life together – and a rather excellent environmental conscience. Every toy inside has an inner core made from recycled ocean-bound plastic: plastic collected before it could reach our oceans and harm marine life. Each core is then wrapped in silky, sanitary-grade silicone, transforming a potential pollutant into something altogether more pleasurable.

The result is a wonderfully varied collection for internal, external, suction, thrusting, wand and precision stimulation, accompanied by the intimate essentials that make everything feel better, glide more beautifully and stay fresh for next time.

Meet the contents.

Cassia – A dual-ended marvel with a deeply rumbly wand for broad clitoral stimulation at one end and a curved, G-spot-targeting dildo at the other. Start delicate, build the intensity, then simply turn things around. Very efficient. Almost suspiciously so.

Jasmine – A clitoral suction vibrator with a softly embracing silicone flange and delicate inner tendrils that flutter against the clitoris. Jasmine is also compatible with The Natural Touch Remote for easy, fumble-free control.

Yarrow – Our refined thrusting rabbit vibrator pairs a motorised shaft with a soft, flexible clitoral vibe, bringing rhythmic G-spot or A-spot stimulation and external vibration together. You are still the conductor; Yarrow merely handles the vigorous orchestral section.

Elemi – A discreet little dynamo made for focused stimulation of the clitoris and other erogenous zones. Explore 10 settings, from a whisper-soft warm-up to full-power determination. Elemi is waterproof, magnetically rechargeable and compatible with The Natural Touch Remote (optional).

Simply Arousal Serum – A luxurious botanical blend of time-honoured herbs and aphrodisiacs, created to awaken the clitoris and vulva with a teasing tingle. A pea-sized amount is all you need; this is a serum, not gravy.

Simply Lube Aloe Vera – A silky, water-based lubricant made with 99.2% organic ingredients, including soothing Aloe Vera. It is toy-safe, condom-compatible, certified vegan and free from glycerin, glycol and parabens.

Simply Toy Cleaner – A gentle, water-based antibacterial spray for keeping silicone, glass and other pleasure essentials fresh and body-safe. Spritz, leave for 30 seconds and rinse, always following the toy manufacturer’s instructions.

Our Simply range is certified by The Vegan Society, and every bottle or pouch sold funds the planting of a tree. The 100ml Simply Lube bottle is made from plant-based compostable plastic, while Simply Toy Cleaner comes in a bottle made from 100% plant-based compostable plastic with a reusable, recyclable spray head.

Your new toys arrive without plastic packaging and retire to their reusable cotton drawstring bags between appearances. From the first botanical tingle to the final sensible spritz, it is pleasure with choices, proper aftercare and the planet firmly in mind.

F**k yourself. Not the planet. Preferably several times.

This hamper is the warm-up, the main event, several entirely unnecessary encores and the sensible little clean-up afterwards. Inside are four very different routes to bliss – Cassia, Jasmine, Yarrow and Elemi – plus Simply Arousal Serum, Simply Lube Aloe Vera and Simply Toy Cleaner. In other words, everything required for a quiet evening in that may not, in fact, remain particularly quiet.

Begin with a pea-sized drop of Simply Arousal Serum, massaged around the clitoris and vulva to invite a botanical tingle. Add a generous glide of Simply Lube Aloe Vera, then choose your adventure. Afterwards, Simply Toy Cleaner restores order with one spritz – because nothing kills the post-orgasm glow quite like remembering there is admin.

So, what exactly is the Ocean Plastic Hamper, anyway? Read More

This hamper is the warm-up, the main event, several entirely unnecessary encores and the sensible little clean-up afterwards. Inside are four very different routes to bliss – Cassia, Jasmine, Yarrow and Elemi – plus Simply Arousal Serum, Simply Lube Aloe Vera and Simply Toy Cleaner. In other words, everything required for a quiet evening in that may not, in fact, remain particularly quiet.

Begin with a pea-sized drop of Simply Arousal Serum, massaged around the clitoris and vulva to invite a botanical tingle. Add a generous glide of Simply Lube Aloe Vera, then choose your adventure. Afterwards, Simply Toy Cleaner restores order with one spritz – because nothing kills the post-orgasm glow quite like remembering there is admin.

So, what exactly is the Ocean Plastic Hamper, anyway?

Think of it as a beautifully curated pleasure chest with its life together – and a rather excellent environmental conscience. Every toy inside has an inner core made from recycled ocean-bound plastic: plastic collected before it could reach our oceans and harm marine life. Each core is then wrapped in silky, sanitary-grade silicone, transforming a potential pollutant into something altogether more pleasurable.

The result is a wonderfully varied collection for internal, external, suction, thrusting, wand and precision stimulation, accompanied by the intimate essentials that make everything feel better, glide more beautifully and stay fresh for next time.

Meet the contents.

Cassia – A dual-ended marvel with a deeply rumbly wand for broad clitoral stimulation at one end and a curved, G-spot-targeting dildo at the other. Start delicate, build the intensity, then simply turn things around. Very efficient. Almost suspiciously so.

Jasmine – A clitoral suction vibrator with a softly embracing silicone flange and delicate inner tendrils that flutter against the clitoris. Jasmine is also compatible with The Natural Touch Remote for easy, fumble-free control.

Yarrow – Our refined thrusting rabbit vibrator pairs a motorised shaft with a soft, flexible clitoral vibe, bringing rhythmic G-spot or A-spot stimulation and external vibration together. You are still the conductor; Yarrow merely handles the vigorous orchestral section.

Elemi – A discreet little dynamo made for focused stimulation of the clitoris and other erogenous zones. Explore 10 settings, from a whisper-soft warm-up to full-power determination. Elemi is waterproof, magnetically rechargeable and compatible with The Natural Touch Remote (optional).

Simply Arousal Serum – A luxurious botanical blend of time-honoured herbs and aphrodisiacs, created to awaken the clitoris and vulva with a teasing tingle. A pea-sized amount is all you need; this is a serum, not gravy.

Simply Lube Aloe Vera – A silky, water-based lubricant made with 99.2% organic ingredients, including soothing Aloe Vera. It is toy-safe, condom-compatible, certified vegan and free from glycerin, glycol and parabens.

Simply Toy Cleaner – A gentle, water-based antibacterial spray for keeping silicone, glass and other pleasure essentials fresh and body-safe. Spritz, leave for 30 seconds and rinse, always following the toy manufacturer’s instructions.

Our Simply range is certified by The Vegan Society, and every bottle or pouch sold funds the planting of a tree. The 100ml Simply Lube bottle is made from plant-based compostable plastic, while Simply Toy Cleaner comes in a bottle made from 100% plant-based compostable plastic with a reusable, recyclable spray head.

Your new toys arrive without plastic packaging and retire to their reusable cotton drawstring bags between appearances. From the first botanical tingle to the final sensible spritz, it is pleasure with choices, proper aftercare and the planet firmly in mind.

F**k yourself. Not the planet. Preferably several times.

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This hamper is the warm-up, the main event, several entirely unnecessary encores and the sensible little clean-up afterwards. Inside are four very different routes to bliss – Cassia, Jasmine, Yarrow… Read More

This hamper is the warm-up, the main event, several entirely unnecessary encores and the sensible little clean-up afterwards. Inside are four very different routes to bliss – Cassia, Jasmine, Yarrow and Elemi – plus Simply Arousal Serum, Simply Lube Aloe Vera and Simply Toy Cleaner. In other words, everything required for a quiet evening in that may not, in fact, remain particularly quiet.

Begin with a pea-sized drop of Simply Arousal Serum, massaged around the clitoris and vulva to invite a botanical tingle. Add a generous glide of Simply Lube Aloe Vera, then choose your adventure. Afterwards, Simply Toy Cleaner restores order with one spritz – because nothing kills the post-orgasm glow quite like remembering there is admin.

So, what exactly is the Ocean Plastic Hamper, anyway?

Think of it as a beautifully curated pleasure chest with its life together – and a rather excellent environmental conscience. Every toy inside has an inner core made from recycled ocean-bound plastic: plastic collected before it could reach our oceans and harm marine life. Each core is then wrapped in silky, sanitary-grade silicone, transforming a potential pollutant into something altogether more pleasurable.

The result is a wonderfully varied collection for internal, external, suction, thrusting, wand and precision stimulation, accompanied by the intimate essentials that make everything feel better, glide more beautifully and stay fresh for next time.

Meet the contents.

Cassia – A dual-ended marvel with a deeply rumbly wand for broad clitoral stimulation at one end and a curved, G-spot-targeting dildo at the other. Start delicate, build the intensity, then simply turn things around. Very efficient. Almost suspiciously so.

Jasmine – A clitoral suction vibrator with a softly embracing silicone flange and delicate inner tendrils that flutter against the clitoris. Jasmine is also compatible with The Natural Touch Remote for easy, fumble-free control.

Yarrow – Our refined thrusting rabbit vibrator pairs a motorised shaft with a soft, flexible clitoral vibe, bringing rhythmic G-spot or A-spot stimulation and external vibration together. You are still the conductor; Yarrow merely handles the vigorous orchestral section.

Elemi – A discreet little dynamo made for focused stimulation of the clitoris and other erogenous zones. Explore 10 settings, from a whisper-soft warm-up to full-power determination. Elemi is waterproof, magnetically rechargeable and compatible with The Natural Touch Remote (optional).

Simply Arousal Serum – A luxurious botanical blend of time-honoured herbs and aphrodisiacs, created to awaken the clitoris and vulva with a teasing tingle. A pea-sized amount is all you need; this is a serum, not gravy.

Simply Lube Aloe Vera – A silky, water-based lubricant made with 99.2% organic ingredients, including soothing Aloe Vera. It is toy-safe, condom-compatible, certified vegan and free from glycerin, glycol and parabens.

Simply Toy Cleaner – A gentle, water-based antibacterial spray for keeping silicone, glass and other pleasure essentials fresh and body-safe. Spritz, leave for 30 seconds and rinse, always following the toy manufacturer’s instructions.

Our Simply range is certified by The Vegan Society, and every bottle or pouch sold funds the planting of a tree. The 100ml Simply Lube bottle is made from plant-based compostable plastic, while Simply Toy Cleaner comes in a bottle made from 100% plant-based compostable plastic with a reusable, recyclable spray head.

Your new toys arrive without plastic packaging and retire to their reusable cotton drawstring bags between appearances. From the first botanical tingle to the final sensible spritz, it is pleasure with choices, proper aftercare and the planet firmly in mind.

F**k yourself. Not the planet. Preferably several times.

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We provide trackable free priority next-day delivery on all orders over £100. Additionally, we offer an express 2-3 day delivery that is free with all orders over £50. You'll find more details on our delivery options here and our free returns policy here. All our packaging is 100% discreet, sustainable and plastic-free.

Simply Lube
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All toys included in this hamper are compatible with the included Organic Simply Lubricant. They can also be cleaned before and after use with warm soapy water and the included Simply Toy Cleaner.

Tree Planted

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For each purchase we’ll plant a tree to say thanks. So far we’ve planted over 90,000!

Bath & Body
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Dive into a world of uninterrupted pleasure, all toys within this hamper have an IPX7 waterproof rating (jargon for, it’s safe to use in the bath or shower!). Also worth noting that all of our buttery soft silicone products use the finest, body safe, sanitary grade silicone.

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Cassia
Total Length: 23cm (9″)
Penetration Length: 7cm (2.75”). This is measured from the head tip to the top of the logo. However, because of the continuous curved design, Cassia can be used deeper, if desired.
Weight: 145g (5.1oz)
Total width: 4cm (1.6″)
Maximum Insertable Diameter: 4cm (1.6″)

Yarrow
Total Length: 26cm (10.2")
Penetration Length: 15cm (5.9")
Width: 4cm (1.6")
Weight: 282g (9.9oz)

Jasmine
Height: 14.5cm (5.7")
Width: 5cm (2")
Weight: 100g (3.5 oz)

Elemi
Length: 9cm (3.5")
Width: 2cm (0.8")
Weight: 26g (0.9oz)

F**k Yourself. Not the planet.TM

We'll recycle your old toys, for free.

As part of our 'Second Coming recycling scheme, we'll recycle your old sex toys whether or not you originally bought them from us. Simply claim your free postage label and use the mailer box your new products came in.

We plant a tree for every item you purchase.

As part of our 'orgasms for oxygen scheme', we plant a tree for every item purchased. We're currently replenishing devastating deforestation in North West Madagascar, and with your help have planted over 100,000 trees.

We make sex toys from recycled ocean plastic.

Since 2022, all of our best sellers have been made using a recycled ocean plastic internal core, adorned with a buttery smooth sanitary grade silicone covering.

Our ‘Simply’ range of lubricants is certified Vegan.

Every bottle proudly carries certification from The Vegan Society—a guarantee that every ingredient meets the highest vegan and ethical standards. We go even further: while not formally certified, our packaging is also considered with care, using plant-based inks and avoiding animal-derived materials. That means no animal testing (ever), no hidden animal byproducts, and full transparency from formulation to finish. Each lube in the Simply collection is made with high-quality, plant-powered ingredients that are kind to your body and gentle on the planet.

Oh, and also...

Carbon offset delivery.
Totally plastic free packing.
Never tested on animals.
Body safe & skin kind.

PHENOMENAL combination of such beautiful products.

PHENOMENAL combination of such beautiful products.

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Additional information

Dimensions 25 × 18 × 7.5 cm

Cassia

Weight 182 g
Dimensions 25 × 12 × 6.5 cm

Jasmine

Weight 127 g
Dimensions 19 × 14 × 5 cm

Elemi

Weight 74 g
Dimensions 17 × 12 × 2.5 cm

Simply Lube Natural Aloe Vera

Weight 150 g
Dimensions 27 × 13 × 7 cm

Simply Toy Cleaner

Weight 133 g
Dimensions 18 × 8.5 × 8.5 cm

Yarrow

Weight 282 g
Dimensions 25 × 18 × 7.5 cm

Simply Arousal Serum

Weight 156 g
Dimensions 27 × 13 × 7 cm