Glass Dildo Hamper

Experience the unique feeling of glass

Original price was: £149.75.Current price is: £94.95.

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Tansy Beaded

Get ready to be dazzled by another gem from our Tansy range – meet Tansy Beaded, the showstopper of glass dildos. If you thought glass was just for looking through, think again. Tansy Beaded is here to take you on a thrilling ride of sensation and pleasure, with a twist that's as elegant as it is exhilarating.

At a generous 8 inches, Tansy Beaded stands tall as the longest in our Tansy collection, designed to reach deeper and please more. Its length isn't just about depth; it's about giving you a comfortable grip that makes every movement effortless and every moment count. And let's talk about those beads – nine perfectly smooth globes that graduate from small to large, each one offering a delicious sensation as they slide in and out, creating waves of pleasure that ripple through your body.

So, what is a glass dildo, anyway? It's the perfect blend of form and function in the world of pleasure play. A glass dildo, like Tansy, offers a smooth, solid surface that's ideal for those who crave firm stimulation. The rigid structure provides unyielding pressure right where you want it—be it against the G-spot, clitoris or the prostate. And because it's glass, every inch slides effortlessly with a bit of lube, for a sensation that's as smooth as it is intense. But the perks of glass go beyond the glide. It's non-porous, making Tansy ultra-hygienic and a snap to clean, so you can move from playtime to pristine in no time. Plus, for those who like to play with temperature, glass is your best friend. Chill it for a cool encounter, or warm it for a feeling that mimics the heat of a partner—Tansy retains temperature like a dream, adding a delicious dimension to your exploration. And let's not forget aesthetics—there’s something undeniably erotic about the sleekness of glass. It's transparent, so you can see everything happening in real time. Watching Tansy slide in and out, pressing against the walls of the vagina or massaging the clit with a cold touch, adds a visual thrill to the physical one.

Tansy Beaded isn't just about the feel; it's about the experience. The beauty of glass takes on a new dimension with the beaded design, making it a visually stunning piece that's as much a work of art as it is a toy. Plus, its borosilicate glass composition means it's tough, safe, and ready to play with temperature, adding a hot or cold thrill to your pleasure play. And because we're all about that eco-friendly vibe, Tansy Beaded comes to you in completely plastic-free packaging, tucked into a charming cotton drawstring bag, ready to accompany you discreetly from one pleasure session to the next. With Tansy Beaded, you're not just exploring your desires; you're doing it with style, sophistication, and a nod to the planet.

“As you trace the cool, smooth surface of Tansy Beaded, anticipation tingles through your fingertips. The first bead presses against you, its chill a sharp contrast to your warmth. With a gentle push, the sensation of fullness begins, each bead a new wave of pleasure as it slips inside, stretching and satisfying in equal measure. The rhythm you set is deliberate, each withdrawal leaving you craving more until the beads return, larger and more intense. The crescendo builds with every movement, the slick glide of glass intensified by the heat of your body, until the line between where you end and Tansy Beaded begins blurs into a symphony of sensation, culminating in a release as profound as the depths”

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"The Hamper is so aesthetically pleasing and beautifully packed."

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Tansy Anal

Tansy Anal - Think of it as a glass dildo, meets anal beads, meets butt plug. The perfect all-in-one for ‘back door’ fun, what slogan that is! Tany anal’s ribbed glass shaft stimulates the super sensitive nerve endings in the anus or prostate, providing exquisite pleasure with every movement combined with an ergonomic handle not only to prevent it from fully entering but also for convenient control for yourself or your partner

So, what is a glass sex toy, anyway? It’s the perfect blend of form and function in the world of pleasure play. A glass dildo, like Tansy, offers a smooth, solid surface that’s ideal for those who crave firm stimulation. The rigid structure provides unyielding pressure right where you want it—be it against the G-spot or the prostate. And because it’s glass, every inch slides effortlessly with a bit of lube, for a sensation that’s as smooth as it is intense.

But the perks of glass go beyond the glide. It’s non-porous, making Tansy ultra-hygienic and a snap to clean, so you can move from playtime to pristine in no time. Plus, for those who like to play with temperature, glass is your best friend. Chill it for a cool encounter, or warm it for a feeling that mimics the heat of a partner—Tansy retains temperature like a dream, adding a delicious dimension to your exploration. And let’s not forget aesthetics—there’s something undeniably erotic about the sleekness of glass. It’s transparent, so you can see everything happening in real-time. Watching Tansy slide in and out, pressing against the walls of the vagina or massaging the clit with a cold touch, adds a visual thrill to the physical one.

Let’s talk about what Tansy’s made of—borosilicate glass. Sounds fancy, right? It’s the same stuff you’ll find in high-end kitchenware and lab equipment, so you know it’s tough, like super tough. This isn’t your average, delicate glass. It’s built to take the heat (and the cold) without batting an eyelash. The thing about Tansy is, it’s as easy to clean as it is fun to use. A little spritz of our Simply Toy Cleaner and you’re good to go for next time.

Pairing Tansy with our our organic, body-friendly lubricant, Simply Lube, is an absolute power move. Imagine the glide on lubed-up glass, unreal. Our planet-first commitments mean that you’ll receive Tansy free of any plastic packaging, in a rather cute cotton drawstring bag in fact, which it can snuggle in between sessions.

Next day delivery & free returns

100% discreet and trackable

"The Hamper is so aesthetically pleasing and beautifully packed."

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Tansy G-Curve

Haven’t tried glass before? Oh no! You are totally missing out, fear not we’ve got you, let us introduce you to a little beauty from our Tansy range, it’s Tansy G-Curve. With its dual-ended design, Tansy offers versatility without complications. One end is sculpted with smooth, undulating ribs, perfect for that extra sensation as it glides in and out of your body. The other end curves into a shape that's just begging to seek out the attention of your G-spot.

So, what is a glass dildo, anyway? It's the perfect blend of form and function in the world of pleasure play. A glass dildo, like Tansy, offers a smooth, solid surface that's ideal for those who crave firm stimulation. The rigid structure provides unyielding pressure right where you want it—be it against the G-spot or the prostate. And because it's glass, every inch slides effortlessly with a bit of lube, for a sensation that's as smooth as it is intense.

But the perks of glass go beyond the glide. It's non-porous, making Tansy ultra-hygienic and a snap to clean, so you can move from playtime to pristine in no time. Plus, for those who like to play with temperature, glass is your best friend. Chill it for a cool encounter, or warm it for a feeling that mimics the heat of a partner—Tansy retains temperature like a dream, adding a delicious dimension to your exploration.

And let's not forget aesthetics—there’s something undeniably erotic about the sleekness of glass. It's transparent, so you can see everything happening in real time. Watching Tansy slide in and out, pressing against the walls of the vagina or massaging the clit with a cold touch, adds a visual thrill to the physical one.

Let’s talk about what Tansy’s made of—borosilicate glass. Sounds fancy, right? It's the same stuff you'll find in high-end kitchenware and lab equipment, so you know it's tough, like super tough. This isn't your average, delicate glass. It's built to take the heat (and the cold) without batting an eyelash. The thing about Tansy is, it's as easy to clean as it is fun to use. A little spritz of our Simply Toy Cleaner and you're good to go for next time.

Pairing Tansy with our our organic, body-friendly lubricant, Simply Lube, is an absolute power move. Imagine the glide on lubed-up glass, unreal. Our planet-first commitments mean that you’ll receive Tansy G-Curve free of any plastic packaging, in a rather cute cotton drawstring bag in fact, which it can snuggle in between sessions.

Next day delivery & free returns

100% discreet and trackable

"The Hamper is so aesthetically pleasing and beautifully packed."

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Simply Lube Natural Aloe Vera

We at The Natural Love Company believe that personal lubricant should be super skin-kind, and feel like just your body's own natural lubrication, free of stickiness or overpowering artificial tastes or odours. We’re so excited to introduce ’Simply Lube’, a water-based personal lubricant intending to enhance sexual pleasure and sensitivity, but free from the usual nasties and known skin irritants that sexual lubricants usually contain (Glycerin, Glycol and Parabens, to name a few).

Simply Lube contains 99.2% organic ingredients, including a touch of calming and soothing Aloe Vera. As a water-based lubricant, Simply Lube is naturally toy-safe, certified vegan and condom compatible.

Our 100ml Simply Lube bottles are made entirely from plant-based, compostable plastic — flip-top lid and all. Prefer something a little more rugged? Meet our 300ml 2025 edition: a sleek metal bottle with a leakproof cap and matte black pump, designed to go wherever life takes you. And for effortless top-ups, we now offer our 300ml Simply Lube Refill Pouch — made from fully recyclable PE and perfect for refilling your metal bottle with ease. Whichever option you go for, every part can be taken apart and fully recycled.

We’re proud to share that our 'Simply' range is now officially certified by The Vegan Society — meaning it’s not only vegan-friendly and cruelty-free, but independently verified to contain no animal ingredients and to meet the highest ethical standards. We also, on your behalf, fund the planting of a tree for every bottle or pouch sold, so far we've planted over 60,000 trees!

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Simply Toy Cleaner 100ml

Say hello to Simply Toy Cleaner, your toys’ favourite spa day in a bottle. This gentle yet powerful antibacterial spray makes it easy to keep your pleasure essentials fresh, clean, and adventure-ready. Just spritz, wait 30 seconds, and rinse (always check your toy manufacturer’s instructions).

Whether it’s glass, silicone, or anything in between, our water-based formula is designed to work beautifully with your favourite eco-friendly sex toys because hygiene should never be an afterthought when it comes to pleasure.

Why use a dedicated toy cleaner? Because soap isn’t always enough—and sometimes it’s too much. Harsh chemicals and strong fragrances can irritate sensitive skin and damage delicate materials like silicone. Simply Toy Cleaner is specially formulated to be tough on bacteria, yet gentle on both your body and your toys. It supports intimate health, prevents bacterial build-up, and helps keep your pleasure products in top condition—so they last longer, feel better, and stay body-safe.

Looking for the perfect pairing? Try our Simply Lube & Toy Cleaner Set—the ultimate combo for before, during, and after play.

Vegan & Cruelty-Free: Proudly certified by The Vegan Society. No animal testing, no animal ingredients—just plant-powered cleanliness.

Body-Safe & Effective: Water-based, pH-balanced, and free from unnecessary nasties.

Eco-Conscious Packaging: The bottle is made from 100% plant-based compostable plastic. The spray head is fully reusable and can be easily disassembled and recycled.

All our toys and lubricants are shipped in discreet, plastic-free packaging as standard. And because we believe in leaving the world better than we found it, we fund the planting of a tree for every bottle sold—over 60,000 trees and counting!

Next day delivery & free returns

100% discreet and trackable

"The Hamper is so aesthetically pleasing and beautifully packed."

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Sold out. For now.

"The Hamper is so aesthetically pleasing and beautifully packed."

Play now, Pay Later. No Fees.

Simply can’t decide which of our glass dildos to choose? We don’t blame you, so we’ve collated the best of our Glass Tansy range in one hamper, to offer you better value and many glass play possibilities.

With this sex toy hamper you’ll be able to enjoy;

(1) Tansy G Curve, our Bestselling 7” Curved Glass Dildo

(2) Tansy Beaded, an Elegant 8” Dildo with Multiple Beads

(3) Tansy Anal, a 6” Glass Dildo Complete with Extraction Handle

(4) a 100ml bottle of organic and vegan-friendly lubricant

(5) as well as a bottle of Simply Toy Cleaner.

All of our hampers are perfect for gifting and are shipped with completely discreet packaging.

Simply can’t decide which of our glass dildos to choose? We don’t blame you, so we’ve collated the best of our Glass Tansy range in one hamper, to offer you better value and many glass play possibilities.

With this sex toy hamper you’ll be able to enjoy;

(1) Tansy G Curve, our Bestselling 7” Curved Glass Dildo

(2) Tansy Beaded, an Elegant 8” Dildo with Multiple Beads

(3) Tansy Anal, a 6” Glass Dildo Complete with Extraction Handle

(4) a 100ml bottle of organic and vegan-friendly lubricant

(5) as well as a bottle of Simply Toy Cleaner.

All of our hampers are perfect for gifting and are shipped with completely discreet packaging.

Simply can’t decide which of our glass dildos to choose? We don’t blame you, so we’ve collated the best of our Glass Tansy range in one hamper, to offer you better value and many glass play… Read More

Simply can’t decide which of our glass dildos to choose? We don’t blame you, so we’ve collated the best of our Glass Tansy range in one hamper, to offer you better value and many glass play possibilities.

With this sex toy hamper you’ll be able to enjoy;

(1) Tansy G Curve, our Bestselling 7” Curved Glass Dildo

(2) Tansy Beaded, an Elegant 8” Dildo with Multiple Beads

(3) Tansy Anal, a 6” Glass Dildo Complete with Extraction Handle

(4) a 100ml bottle of organic and vegan-friendly lubricant

(5) as well as a bottle of Simply Toy Cleaner.

All of our hampers are perfect for gifting and are shipped with completely discreet packaging.

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Sustainably Minded
Discreet Delivery

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We provide trackable free priority next-day delivery on all orders over £100. Additionally, we offer an express 2-3 day delivery that is free with all orders over £50. You'll find more details on our delivery options here and our free returns policy here. All our packaging is 100% discreet, sustainable and plastic-free.

Simply Lube
Approved

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All toys included in this hamper are compatible with the included Organic Simply Lubricant. They can also be cleaned before and after use with warm soapy water and the included Simply Toy Cleaner.

Tree Planted

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For each purchase we’ll plant a tree to say thanks. So far we’ve planted over 50,000!

Bath & Body
Friendly

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Our Tansy range is crafted from super-strong, body-safe borosilicate glass, which is waterproof and temperature-resistant, making it perfect for water and temperature play.

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Tansy G Curve
Length: 19cm (7.5”)
Width: 3cm (1.2”)
Weight: 200g (7.1oz)

Tansy Beaded
Length: 20cm (8”)
Minimum Diameter 2cm (0.8″)
Maximum Diameter 3cm (1.2″)
Weight: 205g (7.2oz)

Tansy Anal
Length: 15.5cm (6.1″)
Maximum Insertable Length: 14cm (5.5″)
Maximum Diameter: 3cm (1.2”)
Weight: 165g (5.8oz)

F**k Yourself. Not the planet.TM

We'll recycle your old toys, for free.

As part of our 'Second Coming recycling scheme, we'll recycle your old sex toys whether or not you originally bought them from us. Simply claim your free postage label and use the mailer box your new products came in.

We plant a tree for every item you purchase.

As part of our 'orgasms for oxygen scheme', we plant a tree for every item purchased. We're currently replenishing devastating deforestation in North West Madagascar, and with your help have planted over 100,000 trees.

We make sex toys from recycled ocean plastic.

Since 2022, all of our best sellers have been made using a recycled ocean plastic internal core, adorned with a buttery smooth sanitary grade silicone covering.

Our ‘Simply’ range of lubricants is certified Vegan.

Every bottle proudly carries certification from The Vegan Society—a guarantee that every ingredient meets the highest vegan and ethical standards. We go even further: while not formally certified, our packaging is also considered with care, using plant-based inks and avoiding animal-derived materials. That means no animal testing (ever), no hidden animal byproducts, and full transparency from formulation to finish. Each lube in the Simply collection is made with high-quality, plant-powered ingredients that are kind to your body and gentle on the planet.

Oh, and also...

Carbon offset delivery.
Totally plastic free packing.
Never tested on animals.
Body safe & skin kind.

Perfect, beautiful packaging!

The Hamper is so aesthetically pleasing and beautifully packed. Very easy to store away safely. Also feels like an upgrade to 1st class in the bedroom. Non-threatening and very pleasurable. 😊

The quality of the toys is second to none. Smooth and elegant. No horrid plastic or rubber. The natural lubricant s also excellent.

Additional information

Dimensions 25 × 12 × 6.5 cm

Tansy Beaded

Weight 223 g
Dimensions 19 × 14 × 5 cm

Tansy Anal

Weight 197 g
Dimensions 19 × 14 × 5 cm

Tansy G-Curve

Weight 387 g
Dimensions 27 × 13 × 7 cm
Colour

Transparent, Light Pink

Simply Lube Natural Aloe Vera

Weight 150 g
Dimensions 27 × 13 × 7 cm

Simply Toy Cleaner 100ml

Weight 133 g
Dimensions 18 × 8.5 × 8.5 cm