Dill Hamper

Collection of 3 Silicone Dildos & Compatible Bullet Vibe

Play now, Pay Later. No Fees.

Why settle for one flavour when you can have the entire tasting menu? The Dill Hamper brings you the full trio of our sculpted silicone dildos — G-Curve, Straight, and Ribbed — plus Elemi, our mighty little bullet vibrator that slips neatly inside Dill G-Curve and Dill Straight for an instant upgrade to vibrating ecstasy. Add in Simply Lube and Toy Cleaner, and you’ve got yourself a complete pleasure package: all the Dills, all the thrills, none of the fuss. Oh, and every Dill comes equipped with a sturdy suction cup base, because sometimes the wall deserves to be in on the action.

Dill G-Curve
The classic with a cunning twist. At six insertable inches and a full-bodied five-inch girth, Dill G-Curve is all about precision power. Its prominent arc is engineered to press directly into the G-spot, coaxing out gasps you didn’t know you had in you. Elegant, sculpted, and deeply satisfying, this Dill is the overachiever of the family.

Dill Straight
For those who appreciate the beauty of simplicity. Dill Straight is seven inches of sleek, sculpted stimulation with a tapered shaft that knows how to slide in smoothly and fill you just right. Its suction cup base anchors it firmly for hands-free play — shower wall, floor, kitchen counter, you name it. Practical? Yes. Devastatingly effective? Also yes.

Dill Ribbed
The show-off. Dill Ribbed doesn’t just glide — it ripples. Each ridge is designed to catch, tug, and tease with every thrust, layering sensation until you’re clutching the sheets. It’s not subtle, but then again, neither are your orgasms.

Elemi
Tiny, but make it seismic. Elemi is a compact bullet vibe with the soul of a titan. Ten rumbly modes, whisper-quiet operation, and a design crafted from recycled ocean plastic. Use it on your clit, tease your entrance, or slip it inside Dill G-Curve or Straight for a vibrating dildo experience that’ll knock your socks — and everything else — clean off.

Simply Lube & Toy Cleaner Set
Because even hedonism deserves housekeeping. Simply Lube Aloe Vera is organic, vegan, and so silky it feels like your skin has been upgraded to satin. And when the curtain falls, Simply Toy Cleaner keeps your collection immaculate and ready for next time.

Only with the PLUS Hamper

The Natural Touch Remote
Control, in its most elegant form. The Natural Touch Remote pairs seamlessly with Elemi, allowing you (or a partner) to command its ten vibration modes with ease — across the room, across the table, across the line between private and public. Slim, discreet, and responsive, it turns Elemi into an instrument of shared intimacy.

Simply Arousal Serum (30ml)
Simply Arousal Serum is a love letter from Mother Nature to your libido, a decadent fusion of time-honored herbs and botanical aphrodisiacs, all conspiring (a little wickedly) to send your blood surging and your genitals tingling.

You don’t choose a favourite Dill — you let them all have their turn. Straight is the warm-up, that satisfying fullness that stretches you open and makes you sigh as you ride, steady and deep. Ribbed comes next, the ridges sparking through your body with every stroke, each wave of sensation rougher, sharper, filthier than the last until you’re gasping, begging, clenching around it. And then G-Curve — oh, G-Curve — with Elemi slipped inside, humming like a secret engine. It doesn’t tease; it finds your sweet spot instantly and keeps pressing, vibrating, refusing to let up until your body is bucking, shuddering, undone. By the end, you’re flushed but utterly released — surrounded by silicone suitors who’ve each had their turn.

Why settle for one flavour when you can have the entire tasting menu? The Dill Hamper brings you the full trio of our sculpted silicone dildos — G-Curve, Straight, and Ribbed — plus Elemi, our mighty little bullet vibrator that slips neatly inside Dill G-Curve and Dill Straight for an instant upgrade to vibrating ecstasy. Add in Simply Lube and Toy Cleaner, and you’ve got yourself a complete pleasure package: all the Dills, all the thrills, none of the fuss. Oh, and every Dill comes equipped with a sturdy suction cup base, because sometimes the wall deserves to be in on the action. Read More

Why settle for one flavour when you can have the entire tasting menu? The Dill Hamper brings you the full trio of our sculpted silicone dildos — G-Curve, Straight, and Ribbed — plus Elemi, our mighty little bullet vibrator that slips neatly inside Dill G-Curve and Dill Straight for an instant upgrade to vibrating ecstasy. Add in Simply Lube and Toy Cleaner, and you’ve got yourself a complete pleasure package: all the Dills, all the thrills, none of the fuss. Oh, and every Dill comes equipped with a sturdy suction cup base, because sometimes the wall deserves to be in on the action.

Dill G-Curve
The classic with a cunning twist. At six insertable inches and a full-bodied five-inch girth, Dill G-Curve is all about precision power. Its prominent arc is engineered to press directly into the G-spot, coaxing out gasps you didn’t know you had in you. Elegant, sculpted, and deeply satisfying, this Dill is the overachiever of the family.

Dill Straight
For those who appreciate the beauty of simplicity. Dill Straight is seven inches of sleek, sculpted stimulation with a tapered shaft that knows how to slide in smoothly and fill you just right. Its suction cup base anchors it firmly for hands-free play — shower wall, floor, kitchen counter, you name it. Practical? Yes. Devastatingly effective? Also yes.

Dill Ribbed
The show-off. Dill Ribbed doesn’t just glide — it ripples. Each ridge is designed to catch, tug, and tease with every thrust, layering sensation until you’re clutching the sheets. It’s not subtle, but then again, neither are your orgasms.

Elemi
Tiny, but make it seismic. Elemi is a compact bullet vibe with the soul of a titan. Ten rumbly modes, whisper-quiet operation, and a design crafted from recycled ocean plastic. Use it on your clit, tease your entrance, or slip it inside Dill G-Curve or Straight for a vibrating dildo experience that’ll knock your socks — and everything else — clean off.

Simply Lube & Toy Cleaner Set
Because even hedonism deserves housekeeping. Simply Lube Aloe Vera is organic, vegan, and so silky it feels like your skin has been upgraded to satin. And when the curtain falls, Simply Toy Cleaner keeps your collection immaculate and ready for next time.

Only with the PLUS Hamper

The Natural Touch Remote
Control, in its most elegant form. The Natural Touch Remote pairs seamlessly with Elemi, allowing you (or a partner) to command its ten vibration modes with ease — across the room, across the table, across the line between private and public. Slim, discreet, and responsive, it turns Elemi into an instrument of shared intimacy.

Simply Arousal Serum (30ml)
Simply Arousal Serum is a love letter from Mother Nature to your libido, a decadent fusion of time-honored herbs and botanical aphrodisiacs, all conspiring (a little wickedly) to send your blood surging and your genitals tingling.

You don’t choose a favourite Dill — you let them all have their turn. Straight is the warm-up, that satisfying fullness that stretches you open and makes you sigh as you ride, steady and deep. Ribbed comes next, the ridges sparking through your body with every stroke, each wave of sensation rougher, sharper, filthier than the last until you’re gasping, begging, clenching around it. And then G-Curve — oh, G-Curve — with Elemi slipped inside, humming like a secret engine. It doesn’t tease; it finds your sweet spot instantly and keeps pressing, vibrating, refusing to let up until your body is bucking, shuddering, undone. By the end, you’re flushed but utterly released — surrounded by silicone suitors who’ve each had their turn.

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Why settle for one flavour when you can have the entire tasting menu? The Dill Hamper brings you the full trio of our sculpted silicone dildos — G-Curve, Straight, and Ribbed — plus Elemi, our mighty… Read More

Why settle for one flavour when you can have the entire tasting menu? The Dill Hamper brings you the full trio of our sculpted silicone dildos — G-Curve, Straight, and Ribbed — plus Elemi, our mighty little bullet vibrator that slips neatly inside Dill G-Curve and Dill Straight for an instant upgrade to vibrating ecstasy. Add in Simply Lube and Toy Cleaner, and you’ve got yourself a complete pleasure package: all the Dills, all the thrills, none of the fuss. Oh, and every Dill comes equipped with a sturdy suction cup base, because sometimes the wall deserves to be in on the action.

Dill G-Curve
The classic with a cunning twist. At six insertable inches and a full-bodied five-inch girth, Dill G-Curve is all about precision power. Its prominent arc is engineered to press directly into the G-spot, coaxing out gasps you didn’t know you had in you. Elegant, sculpted, and deeply satisfying, this Dill is the overachiever of the family.

Dill Straight
For those who appreciate the beauty of simplicity. Dill Straight is seven inches of sleek, sculpted stimulation with a tapered shaft that knows how to slide in smoothly and fill you just right. Its suction cup base anchors it firmly for hands-free play — shower wall, floor, kitchen counter, you name it. Practical? Yes. Devastatingly effective? Also yes.

Dill Ribbed
The show-off. Dill Ribbed doesn’t just glide — it ripples. Each ridge is designed to catch, tug, and tease with every thrust, layering sensation until you’re clutching the sheets. It’s not subtle, but then again, neither are your orgasms.

Elemi
Tiny, but make it seismic. Elemi is a compact bullet vibe with the soul of a titan. Ten rumbly modes, whisper-quiet operation, and a design crafted from recycled ocean plastic. Use it on your clit, tease your entrance, or slip it inside Dill G-Curve or Straight for a vibrating dildo experience that’ll knock your socks — and everything else — clean off.

Simply Lube & Toy Cleaner Set
Because even hedonism deserves housekeeping. Simply Lube Aloe Vera is organic, vegan, and so silky it feels like your skin has been upgraded to satin. And when the curtain falls, Simply Toy Cleaner keeps your collection immaculate and ready for next time.

Only with the PLUS Hamper

The Natural Touch Remote
Control, in its most elegant form. The Natural Touch Remote pairs seamlessly with Elemi, allowing you (or a partner) to command its ten vibration modes with ease — across the room, across the table, across the line between private and public. Slim, discreet, and responsive, it turns Elemi into an instrument of shared intimacy.

Simply Arousal Serum (30ml)
Simply Arousal Serum is a love letter from Mother Nature to your libido, a decadent fusion of time-honored herbs and botanical aphrodisiacs, all conspiring (a little wickedly) to send your blood surging and your genitals tingling.

You don’t choose a favourite Dill — you let them all have their turn. Straight is the warm-up, that satisfying fullness that stretches you open and makes you sigh as you ride, steady and deep. Ribbed comes next, the ridges sparking through your body with every stroke, each wave of sensation rougher, sharper, filthier than the last until you’re gasping, begging, clenching around it. And then G-Curve — oh, G-Curve — with Elemi slipped inside, humming like a secret engine. It doesn’t tease; it finds your sweet spot instantly and keeps pressing, vibrating, refusing to let up until your body is bucking, shuddering, undone. By the end, you’re flushed but utterly released — surrounded by silicone suitors who’ve each had their turn.

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Sustainably Minded
Discreet Delivery

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We provide trackable free priority next-day delivery on all orders over £100. Additionally, we offer an express 2-3 day delivery that is free with all orders over £50. You'll find more details on our delivery options here and our free returns policy here. All our packaging is 100% discreet, sustainable and plastic-free.

Simply Lube
Approved

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All toys included in this hamper are compatible with the included Organic Simply Lubricant. They can also be cleaned before and after use with warm soapy water and the included Simply Toy Cleaner.

Tree Planted

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For each purchase we’ll plant a tree to say thanks. So far we’ve planted over 50,000!

Bath & Body
Friendly

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Dive into a world of uninterrupted pleasure, all toys within this hamper have an IPX7 waterproof rating (jargon for, it’s safe to use in the bath or shower!). Also worth noting that all of our buttery soft silicone products use the finest, body safe, sanitary grade silicone.

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Dill G-Curve
Length: 17cm (6.7”)
Width: 6.5cm (2.6”)
Weight: 203g (7.1oz)

Dill Straight
Length: 19.5cm (7.7”)
Width: 6.5cm (2.6”)
Weight: 230g (8.1oz)

Dill Ribbed
Length: 21cm (8.3”)
Width: 7.5cm (3")
Weight: 267g (9.4oz)

Elemi
Length: 9cm (3.5")
Width: 2cm (0.8")
Weight: 26g (0.9oz)

F**k Yourself. Not the planet.TM

We'll recycle your old toys, for free.

As part of our 'Second Coming recycling scheme, we'll recycle your old sex toys whether or not you originally bought them from us. Simply claim your free postage label and use the mailer box your new products came in.

We plant a tree for every item you purchase.

As part of our 'orgasms for oxygen scheme', we plant a tree for every item purchased. We're currently replenishing devastating deforestation in North West Madagascar, and with your help have planted over 100,000 trees.

We make sex toys from recycled ocean plastic.

Since 2022, all of our best sellers have been made using a recycled ocean plastic internal core, adorned with a buttery smooth sanitary grade silicone covering.

Our ‘Simply’ range of lubricants is certified Vegan.

Every bottle proudly carries certification from The Vegan Society—a guarantee that every ingredient meets the highest vegan and ethical standards. We go even further: while not formally certified, our packaging is also considered with care, using plant-based inks and avoiding animal-derived materials. That means no animal testing (ever), no hidden animal byproducts, and full transparency from formulation to finish. Each lube in the Simply collection is made with high-quality, plant-powered ingredients that are kind to your body and gentle on the planet.

Oh, and also...

Carbon offset delivery.
Totally plastic free packing.
Never tested on animals.
Body safe & skin kind.

Additional information

Dimensions 25 × 18 × 7.5 cm