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Step into a world where pleasure and play intertwine beautifully with our ‘Couples Hamper.’ This isn’t just a collection of products; it’s a carefully curated kit of fun, deeper connection and next-level orgasms! Together, these products are more than the sum of their parts – They’re the ultimate toolkit for intimacy. Embark on one ‘hellova journey of mutual pleasure!
Meet ‘Simply Lube,’ the superhero of lubes! Why settle for sticky, synthetic nastiness when you can have a lube that feels like your body’s own? Our Aloe Vera-infused, water-based lube is as natural as a skinny dip in a mountain stream, minus the chilly bits. It’s skin-kind, kinder to the planet, and all kinds of fun.
After the fun, comes the clean! ‘Simply Toy Cleaner’ is like a spa treatment for your sex toys. A few spritzes of this antibacterial wonder and your toys will be sparkling clean and thanking you. Plus, it’s as green as your grandma’s thumb, with its plant-based, compostable bottle.
Get a little wild with our ‘Camellia Choker and Leash.’ Made from cork leather (because cows are friends), it’s the eco-chic way to explore your kinky side. Paired with gold hardware, it’s as stylish as it is sustainable. Go on, lead or be led into new realms of pleasure!
Blindfolds aren’t just for sleeping! Our ‘Camellia Cork Leather Blindfold’ is your ticket to an electrifying game of “Guess what I’m ‘gonna do to you now?” Made from luxurious cork leather, it’s the perfect accessory for when you want to turn out the lights but keep the action hot.
The ‘Litsea Butt Plug’ is the glass slipper of butt plugs – it’s just right! Whether you’re a newbie or a backdoor connoisseur, Litsea is here to add a sparkle to your play. Heat it up or cool it down, and discover why glass is the classiest way to go ’round back.
Discreet? Check. Powerful? Double-check. The ‘Nepeta Vibrating Love Egg’ is the James Bond of love eggs – suave, sophisticated, and ready for covert operations. With a remote control for sneaky public play, it’s all about unexpected thrills and spills (of the good kind).
And finally, ‘Cilantro’ – not just a controversial herb, but also the best vibrating cock ring you’ll ever meet. This peacock blue charmer is all about enhancing pleasure for both of you. It’s like a round of applause for your most intimate moments, with a waterproof encore!
Step into a world where pleasure and play intertwine beautifully with our ‘Couples Hamper.’ This isn’t just a collection of products; it’s a carefully curated kit of fun, deeper connection and next-level orgasms! Together, these products are more than the sum of their parts – They’re the ultimate toolkit for intimacy. Embark on one ‘hellova journey of mutual pleasure!
Meet ‘Simply Lube,’ the superhero of lubes! Why settle for sticky, synthetic nastiness when you can have a lube that feels like your body’s own? Our Aloe Vera-infused, water-based lube is as natural as a skinny dip in a mountain stream, minus the chilly bits. It’s skin-kind, kinder to the planet, and all kinds of fun.
Step into a world where pleasure and play intertwine beautifully with our ‘Couples Hamper.’ This isn’t just a collection of products; it’s a carefully curated kit of fun, deeper connection and next-level orgasms! Together, these products are more than the sum of their parts – They’re the ultimate toolkit for intimacy. Embark on one ‘hellova journey of mutual pleasure!
Meet ‘Simply Lube,’ the superhero of lubes! Why settle for sticky, synthetic nastiness when you can have a lube that feels like your body’s own? Our Aloe Vera-infused, water-based lube is as natural as a skinny dip in a mountain stream, minus the chilly bits. It’s skin-kind, kinder to the planet, and all kinds of fun.
After the fun, comes the clean! ‘Simply Toy Cleaner’ is like a spa treatment for your sex toys. A few spritzes of this antibacterial wonder and your toys will be sparkling clean and thanking you. Plus, it’s as green as your grandma’s thumb, with its plant-based, compostable bottle.
Get a little wild with our ‘Camellia Choker and Leash.’ Made from cork leather (because cows are friends), it’s the eco-chic way to explore your kinky side. Paired with gold hardware, it’s as stylish as it is sustainable. Go on, lead or be led into new realms of pleasure!
Blindfolds aren’t just for sleeping! Our ‘Camellia Cork Leather Blindfold’ is your ticket to an electrifying game of “Guess what I’m ‘gonna do to you now?” Made from luxurious cork leather, it’s the perfect accessory for when you want to turn out the lights but keep the action hot.
The ‘Litsea Butt Plug’ is the glass slipper of butt plugs – it’s just right! Whether you’re a newbie or a backdoor connoisseur, Litsea is here to add a sparkle to your play. Heat it up or cool it down, and discover why glass is the classiest way to go ’round back.
Discreet? Check. Powerful? Double-check. The ‘Nepeta Vibrating Love Egg’ is the James Bond of love eggs – suave, sophisticated, and ready for covert operations. With a remote control for sneaky public play, it’s all about unexpected thrills and spills (of the good kind).
And finally, ‘Cilantro’ – not just a controversial herb, but also the best vibrating cock ring you’ll ever meet. This peacock blue charmer is all about enhancing pleasure for both of you. It’s like a round of applause for your most intimate moments, with a waterproof encore!
Step into a world where pleasure and play intertwine beautifully with our ‘Couples Hamper.’ This isn’t just a collection of products; it’s a carefully curated kit of fun, deeper connection and… Read More
Step into a world where pleasure and play intertwine beautifully with our ‘Couples Hamper.’ This isn’t just a collection of products; it’s a carefully curated kit of fun, deeper connection and next-level orgasms! Together, these products are more than the sum of their parts – They’re the ultimate toolkit for intimacy. Embark on one ‘hellova journey of mutual pleasure!
Meet ‘Simply Lube,’ the superhero of lubes! Why settle for sticky, synthetic nastiness when you can have a lube that feels like your body’s own? Our Aloe Vera-infused, water-based lube is as natural as a skinny dip in a mountain stream, minus the chilly bits. It’s skin-kind, kinder to the planet, and all kinds of fun.
After the fun, comes the clean! ‘Simply Toy Cleaner’ is like a spa treatment for your sex toys. A few spritzes of this antibacterial wonder and your toys will be sparkling clean and thanking you. Plus, it’s as green as your grandma’s thumb, with its plant-based, compostable bottle.
Get a little wild with our ‘Camellia Choker and Leash.’ Made from cork leather (because cows are friends), it’s the eco-chic way to explore your kinky side. Paired with gold hardware, it’s as stylish as it is sustainable. Go on, lead or be led into new realms of pleasure!
Blindfolds aren’t just for sleeping! Our ‘Camellia Cork Leather Blindfold’ is your ticket to an electrifying game of “Guess what I’m ‘gonna do to you now?” Made from luxurious cork leather, it’s the perfect accessory for when you want to turn out the lights but keep the action hot.
The ‘Litsea Butt Plug’ is the glass slipper of butt plugs – it’s just right! Whether you’re a newbie or a backdoor connoisseur, Litsea is here to add a sparkle to your play. Heat it up or cool it down, and discover why glass is the classiest way to go ’round back.
Discreet? Check. Powerful? Double-check. The ‘Nepeta Vibrating Love Egg’ is the James Bond of love eggs – suave, sophisticated, and ready for covert operations. With a remote control for sneaky public play, it’s all about unexpected thrills and spills (of the good kind).
And finally, ‘Cilantro’ – not just a controversial herb, but also the best vibrating cock ring you’ll ever meet. This peacock blue charmer is all about enhancing pleasure for both of you. It’s like a round of applause for your most intimate moments, with a waterproof encore!
We provide trackable free priority next-day delivery on all orders over £100. Additionally, we offer an express 2-3 day delivery that is free with all orders over £50. You'll find more details on our delivery options here and our free returns policy here. All our packaging is 100% discreet, sustainable and plastic-free.
Simply Lube Approved
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All toys included in this hamper are compatible with the included Organic Simply Lubricant. They can also be cleaned before and after use with warm soapy water and the included Simply Toy Cleaner.
Tree Planted
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For each purchase we’ll plant a tree to say thanks. So far we’ve planted over 50,000!
Bath & Body Friendly
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Dive into a world of uninterrupted pleasure, all toys within this hamper have an IPX7 waterproof rating (jargon for, it’s safe to use in the bath or shower!). Also worth noting that all of our buttery soft silicone products use the finest, body safe, sanitary grade silicone.
Click To See Sizing
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Nepeta
Length: 19cm (7.5")
Width: 4cm (1.6")
Weight: 110g (3.9oz) - including remote
Max Insertable: 70mm (2.8") x 40mm (1.6") x 40mm (1.6")
Cilantro
Length: 8cm (3.1")
Width: 3cm (1.2")Weight: 45g (1.6oz)
Inner ring diameter: 2.5cm (1”)
Max stretchable diameter: 14cm (5.5”)
Cock rings are designed to have a tight fit, lightly restricting blood flow to enhance and prolong penis pleasure.
Litsea
Total Length: 10cm (3.9″)
The maximum insertable diameter of Litsea: 3.5cm (1.4”).
Camellia Choker
Length of lead: 93cm (37”)
The neck diameter adjusts like a belt buckle, the minimum circumference is 31cm (12.2") and the maximum circumference is 44cm (17.3").
F**k Yourself. Not the planet.TM
We'll recycle your old toys, for free.
As part of our 'Second Coming recycling scheme, we'll recycle your old sex toys whether or not you originally bought them from us.
Simply claim your free postage label and use the mailer box your new products came in.
We plant a tree for every item you purchase.
As part of our 'orgasms for oxygen scheme', we plant a tree for every item purchased.
We're currently replenishing devastating deforestation in North West Madagascar, and with your help have planted over 100,000 trees.
We make sex toys from recycled ocean plastic.
Since 2022, all of our best sellers have been made using a recycled ocean plastic internal core, adorned with a buttery smooth sanitary grade silicone covering.
Our ‘Simply’ range of lubricants is certified Vegan.
Every bottle proudly carries certification from The Vegan Society—a guarantee that every ingredient meets the highest vegan and ethical standards. We go even further: while not formally certified, our packaging is also considered with care, using plant-based inks and avoiding animal-derived materials. That means no animal testing (ever), no hidden animal byproducts, and full transparency from formulation to finish. Each lube in the Simply collection is made with high-quality, plant-powered ingredients that are kind to your body and gentle on the planet.
Simply choose your three, and one is completely free. No gimmicks, no catches. Shop as normal, and the offer applies automatically in your shopping bag. Explore something new, rediscover a favourite, or treat someone deserving. Thank you for trusting TNLC. Just looking to try one? Enjoy 15% off any single toy this autumn with code AUTUMNGIFT. T&Cs apply.