Beginners Hamper

Everything you need to start with sex toys

Play now, Pay Later. No Fees.

Dipping your toes into the world of sex toys? Think of our Beginners Hamper as your pleasure starter pack — equal parts thrill, comfort, and “oh god, was that me making that noise?” We’ve done the curation for you. Inside, you’ll find a collection that’s gentle enough for first-timers yet deliciously exciting to keep you coming back for more. From silky glass curves to whisper-quiet vibrations (plus the essentials that keep everything smooth and spotless), this hamper is your invitation to explore, experiment, and fall unapologetically in love with your own body.

Cassia
Cassia is versatility wrapped in pastel pink. Sculpted from recycled ocean plastic and finished in the softest body-safe silicone, this dual-ended marvel combines the deep resonance of a wand with the elegant precision of a G-spot curve. One end rumbles with rich, rumbly vibrations; the other arches inwards with intent, inviting exploration at your own pace.

Tansy G-Curve
Tansy is desire in glass form. Handblown from borosilicate glass, she’s impossibly smooth, endlessly durable, and gloriously responsive to temperature play. Cool her down for an icy thrill or warm her gently for molten, velvet heat. With a ribbed end that teases and a graceful curve that finds the G-spot without hesitation, Tansy is elegance sharpened into ecstasy.

Elemi
Proof that power comes in discreet packages. Elemi, our bullet vibrator made from recycled ocean plastic, is subtle in form but uncompromising in intensity. Ten vibration modes — from delicate flutters to commanding pulses — are delivered in a whisper-quiet hum. Compact, refined, and unexpectedly potent, Elemi is focused pleasure distilled.

Simply Lube & Toy Cleaner 100ml Set
Every performance deserves a flawless supporting cast. Simply Lube Aloe Vera is water-based, organic, and impossibly silky against the skin — luxurious, seamless, and kind. You’ll receive either our Aluminium 300ml Lube for Life Bottle, or our compostable 100ml wheat plastic bottle and cap, the choice is yours (Refill pouches available separately). When the curtain falls, Simply Toy Cleaner ensures your treasures are left immaculate, fresh, and ready for their next encore.

Only with the PLUS Hamper:

The Natural Touch Remote
Control, in its most elegant form. The Natural Touch Remote pairs seamlessly with Elemi, allowing you (or a partner) to command its ten vibration modes with ease — across the room, across the table, across the line between private and public. Slim, discreet, and responsive, it turns Elemi into an instrument of shared intimacy.

Dill-G Curve Silicone Dildo
Elegant in form and ingenious in function, Dill-G Curve is sculpted from velvety silicone, its ergonomic arc designed to seek the G-spot with unerring accuracy. On its own, it delivers a luxuriously firm, indulgent massage. Paired with Elemi, it becomes something else entirely: a vibrating dildo that unites sculpted precision with rumbly power. Experimentation becomes art.

Simply Arousal Serum (30ml)
Simply Arousal Serum is a love letter from Mother Nature to your libido, a decadent fusion of time-honoured herbs and botanical aphrodisiacs, all conspiring (a little wickedly) to send your blood surging and your genitals tingling.

You spread the Beginners Hamper across your bed like a secret you’re finally ready to indulge. Cassia comes first — its wand end pressed against your clit until your thighs tremble, then sliding inside with that perfect curve, unrelenting against your G-spot until you’re gasping into the sheets. When you reach for Tansy, the glass startles you with its chill, then melts into your heat as the ridged end works you open and the curve drives you higher, harder. By the time Elemi takes over, small but merciless, it’s pulsing against your clit, slipping inside, sending shuddering waves through you until your body surrenders, helpless and wet. Lube makes everything slippery, unstoppable, and when the trembling finally fades, you’re left grinning, wrecked, and already hungry for more.

Dipping your toes into the world of sex toys? Think of our Beginners Hamper as your pleasure starter pack — equal parts thrill, comfort, and “oh god, was that me making that noise?” We’ve done the curation for you. Inside, you’ll find a collection that’s gentle enough for first-timers yet deliciously exciting to keep you coming back for more. From silky glass curves to whisper-quiet vibrations (plus the essentials that keep everything smooth and spotless), this hamper is your invitation to explore, experiment, and fall unapologetically in love with your own body. Read More

Dipping your toes into the world of sex toys? Think of our Beginners Hamper as your pleasure starter pack — equal parts thrill, comfort, and “oh god, was that me making that noise?” We’ve done the curation for you. Inside, you’ll find a collection that’s gentle enough for first-timers yet deliciously exciting to keep you coming back for more. From silky glass curves to whisper-quiet vibrations (plus the essentials that keep everything smooth and spotless), this hamper is your invitation to explore, experiment, and fall unapologetically in love with your own body.

Cassia
Cassia is versatility wrapped in pastel pink. Sculpted from recycled ocean plastic and finished in the softest body-safe silicone, this dual-ended marvel combines the deep resonance of a wand with the elegant precision of a G-spot curve. One end rumbles with rich, rumbly vibrations; the other arches inwards with intent, inviting exploration at your own pace.

Tansy G-Curve
Tansy is desire in glass form. Handblown from borosilicate glass, she’s impossibly smooth, endlessly durable, and gloriously responsive to temperature play. Cool her down for an icy thrill or warm her gently for molten, velvet heat. With a ribbed end that teases and a graceful curve that finds the G-spot without hesitation, Tansy is elegance sharpened into ecstasy.

Elemi
Proof that power comes in discreet packages. Elemi, our bullet vibrator made from recycled ocean plastic, is subtle in form but uncompromising in intensity. Ten vibration modes — from delicate flutters to commanding pulses — are delivered in a whisper-quiet hum. Compact, refined, and unexpectedly potent, Elemi is focused pleasure distilled.

Simply Lube & Toy Cleaner 100ml Set
Every performance deserves a flawless supporting cast. Simply Lube Aloe Vera is water-based, organic, and impossibly silky against the skin — luxurious, seamless, and kind. You’ll receive either our Aluminium 300ml Lube for Life Bottle, or our compostable 100ml wheat plastic bottle and cap, the choice is yours (Refill pouches available separately). When the curtain falls, Simply Toy Cleaner ensures your treasures are left immaculate, fresh, and ready for their next encore.

Only with the PLUS Hamper:

The Natural Touch Remote
Control, in its most elegant form. The Natural Touch Remote pairs seamlessly with Elemi, allowing you (or a partner) to command its ten vibration modes with ease — across the room, across the table, across the line between private and public. Slim, discreet, and responsive, it turns Elemi into an instrument of shared intimacy.

Dill-G Curve Silicone Dildo
Elegant in form and ingenious in function, Dill-G Curve is sculpted from velvety silicone, its ergonomic arc designed to seek the G-spot with unerring accuracy. On its own, it delivers a luxuriously firm, indulgent massage. Paired with Elemi, it becomes something else entirely: a vibrating dildo that unites sculpted precision with rumbly power. Experimentation becomes art.

Simply Arousal Serum (30ml)
Simply Arousal Serum is a love letter from Mother Nature to your libido, a decadent fusion of time-honoured herbs and botanical aphrodisiacs, all conspiring (a little wickedly) to send your blood surging and your genitals tingling.

You spread the Beginners Hamper across your bed like a secret you’re finally ready to indulge. Cassia comes first — its wand end pressed against your clit until your thighs tremble, then sliding inside with that perfect curve, unrelenting against your G-spot until you’re gasping into the sheets. When you reach for Tansy, the glass startles you with its chill, then melts into your heat as the ridged end works you open and the curve drives you higher, harder. By the time Elemi takes over, small but merciless, it’s pulsing against your clit, slipping inside, sending shuddering waves through you until your body surrenders, helpless and wet. Lube makes everything slippery, unstoppable, and when the trembling finally fades, you’re left grinning, wrecked, and already hungry for more.

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Dipping your toes into the world of sex toys? Think of our Beginners Hamper as your pleasure starter pack — equal parts thrill, comfort, and “oh god, was that me making that noise?” We’ve done the… Read More

Dipping your toes into the world of sex toys? Think of our Beginners Hamper as your pleasure starter pack — equal parts thrill, comfort, and “oh god, was that me making that noise?” We’ve done the curation for you. Inside, you’ll find a collection that’s gentle enough for first-timers yet deliciously exciting to keep you coming back for more. From silky glass curves to whisper-quiet vibrations (plus the essentials that keep everything smooth and spotless), this hamper is your invitation to explore, experiment, and fall unapologetically in love with your own body.

Cassia
Cassia is versatility wrapped in pastel pink. Sculpted from recycled ocean plastic and finished in the softest body-safe silicone, this dual-ended marvel combines the deep resonance of a wand with the elegant precision of a G-spot curve. One end rumbles with rich, rumbly vibrations; the other arches inwards with intent, inviting exploration at your own pace.

Tansy G-Curve
Tansy is desire in glass form. Handblown from borosilicate glass, she’s impossibly smooth, endlessly durable, and gloriously responsive to temperature play. Cool her down for an icy thrill or warm her gently for molten, velvet heat. With a ribbed end that teases and a graceful curve that finds the G-spot without hesitation, Tansy is elegance sharpened into ecstasy.

Elemi
Proof that power comes in discreet packages. Elemi, our bullet vibrator made from recycled ocean plastic, is subtle in form but uncompromising in intensity. Ten vibration modes — from delicate flutters to commanding pulses — are delivered in a whisper-quiet hum. Compact, refined, and unexpectedly potent, Elemi is focused pleasure distilled.

Simply Lube & Toy Cleaner 100ml Set
Every performance deserves a flawless supporting cast. Simply Lube Aloe Vera is water-based, organic, and impossibly silky against the skin — luxurious, seamless, and kind. You’ll receive either our Aluminium 300ml Lube for Life Bottle, or our compostable 100ml wheat plastic bottle and cap, the choice is yours (Refill pouches available separately). When the curtain falls, Simply Toy Cleaner ensures your treasures are left immaculate, fresh, and ready for their next encore.

Only with the PLUS Hamper:

The Natural Touch Remote
Control, in its most elegant form. The Natural Touch Remote pairs seamlessly with Elemi, allowing you (or a partner) to command its ten vibration modes with ease — across the room, across the table, across the line between private and public. Slim, discreet, and responsive, it turns Elemi into an instrument of shared intimacy.

Dill-G Curve Silicone Dildo
Elegant in form and ingenious in function, Dill-G Curve is sculpted from velvety silicone, its ergonomic arc designed to seek the G-spot with unerring accuracy. On its own, it delivers a luxuriously firm, indulgent massage. Paired with Elemi, it becomes something else entirely: a vibrating dildo that unites sculpted precision with rumbly power. Experimentation becomes art.

Simply Arousal Serum (30ml)
Simply Arousal Serum is a love letter from Mother Nature to your libido, a decadent fusion of time-honoured herbs and botanical aphrodisiacs, all conspiring (a little wickedly) to send your blood surging and your genitals tingling.

You spread the Beginners Hamper across your bed like a secret you’re finally ready to indulge. Cassia comes first — its wand end pressed against your clit until your thighs tremble, then sliding inside with that perfect curve, unrelenting against your G-spot until you’re gasping into the sheets. When you reach for Tansy, the glass startles you with its chill, then melts into your heat as the ridged end works you open and the curve drives you higher, harder. By the time Elemi takes over, small but merciless, it’s pulsing against your clit, slipping inside, sending shuddering waves through you until your body surrenders, helpless and wet. Lube makes everything slippery, unstoppable, and when the trembling finally fades, you’re left grinning, wrecked, and already hungry for more.

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Sustainably Minded
Discreet Delivery

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We provide trackable free priority next-day delivery on all orders over £100. Additionally, we offer an express 2-3 day delivery that is free with all orders over £50. You'll find more details on our delivery options here and our free returns policy here. All our packaging is 100% discreet, sustainable and plastic-free.

Simply Lube
Approved

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All toys included in this hamper are compatible with the included Organic Simply Lubricant. They can also be cleaned before and after use with warm soapy water and the included Simply Toy Cleaner.

Tree Planted

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For each purchase we’ll plant a tree to say thanks. So far we’ve planted over 50,000!

Bath & Body
Friendly

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Dive into a world of uninterrupted pleasure, all toys within this hamper have an IPX7 waterproof rating (jargon for, it’s safe to use in the bath or shower!). Also worth noting that all of our buttery soft silicone products use the finest, body safe, sanitary grade silicone.

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Cassia
Length: 23cm (9″)
Width: 4cm (1.6″)
Weight: 145g (5.1oz)

Elemi
Length: 9cm (3.5″)
Width: 2cm (0.8″)
Weight: 26g (1oz)

Tansy G Curve
Length: 19cm (7.5″)
Width: 3cm (1.2″)
Weight: 200g (7oz)

F**k Yourself. Not the planet.TM

We'll recycle your old toys, for free.

As part of our 'Second Coming recycling scheme, we'll recycle your old sex toys whether or not you originally bought them from us. Simply claim your free postage label and use the mailer box your new products came in.

We plant a tree for every item you purchase.

As part of our 'orgasms for oxygen scheme', we plant a tree for every item purchased. We're currently replenishing devastating deforestation in North West Madagascar, and with your help have planted over 100,000 trees.

We make sex toys from recycled ocean plastic.

Since 2022, all of our best sellers have been made using a recycled ocean plastic internal core, adorned with a buttery smooth sanitary grade silicone covering.

Our ‘Simply’ range of lubricants is certified Vegan.

Every bottle proudly carries certification from The Vegan Society—a guarantee that every ingredient meets the highest vegan and ethical standards. We go even further: while not formally certified, our packaging is also considered with care, using plant-based inks and avoiding animal-derived materials. That means no animal testing (ever), no hidden animal byproducts, and full transparency from formulation to finish. Each lube in the Simply collection is made with high-quality, plant-powered ingredients that are kind to your body and gentle on the planet.

Oh, and also...

Carbon offset delivery.
Totally plastic free packing.
Never tested on animals.
Body safe & skin kind.

Very good for anyone who wants to start their self-love journey.

Beautifully packaged, and discretely delivered a wonderful assortment of bedroom toys for in and out of bedroom.

Perfectly curated for a newbie like me. Simply divine! So beautifully presented. Treat yourself!

Additional information

Dimensions 25 × 12 × 6.5 cm