Linden

Thrusting Penis Masturbator

CAD$134.95

48 hour delivery available

100% discreet and trackable

Included in the 3 for 2, mix & match.

Play now, Pay Later. No Fees.

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Combo Price = CAD$184.85CAD$174.90

Linden is our take on a thrusting masturbator sex toy for people with a penis, one which offers one heck of an experience at that. Designed to mimic the sensation of penetrative sex, Linden is made from high-quality, body-safe materials and features a soft, lifelike interior which, with a bit of sex toy cleaner, and it will be ready to use again whenever you’re in the mood.Overall, Linden is a high-quality male masturbator that offers an exceptional level of realism and pleasure.

Whether you’re using it on your own or with a partner, it’s sure to become a favourite in your collection. Add Linden to your toy box today!

Linden is our take on a thrusting masturbator sex toy for people with a penis, one which offers one heck of an experience at that. Designed to mimic the sensation of penetrative sex, Linden is made from high-quality, body-safe materials and features a soft, lifelike interior which, with a bit of sex toy cleaner, and it will be ready to use again whenever you’re in the mood.Overall, Linden is a high-quality male masturbator that offers an exceptional level of realism and pleasure.

Whether you’re using it on your own or with a partner, it’s sure to become a favourite in your collection. Add Linden to your toy box today!

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Linden is our take on a thrusting masturbator sex toy for people with a penis, one which offers one heck of an experience at that. Designed to mimic the sensation of penetrative sex, Linden is made from high-quality, body-safe materials and features a soft, lifelike interior which, with a bit of sex toy cleaner, and it will be ready to use again whenever you’re in the mood.Overall, Linden is a high-quality male masturbator that offers an exceptional level of realism and pleasure.

Whether you’re using it on your own or with a partner, it’s sure to become a favourite in your collection. Add Linden to your toy box today!

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Linden is our take on a thrusting masturbator sex toy for people with a penis, one which offers one heck of an experience at that. Designed to mimic the sensation of penetrative sex, Linden is made...Read More

Linden is our take on a thrusting masturbator sex toy for people with a penis, one which offers one heck of an experience at that. Designed to mimic the sensation of penetrative sex, Linden is made from high-quality, body-safe materials and features a soft, lifelike interior which, with a bit of sex toy cleaner, and it will be ready to use again whenever you’re in the mood.Overall, Linden is a high-quality male masturbator that offers an exceptional level of realism and pleasure.

Whether you’re using it on your own or with a partner, it’s sure to become a favourite in your collection. Add Linden to your toy box today!

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3 Vibrating
Rhythms

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Linden has 3 settings to play with, all of which offer a different stroking speed.

Plastic Free
Packaging

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Our delightful bundles come nestled in a plant-based sanitary bag, encased in a charming cotton drawstring bag, all within a sleek recycled cardboard mailer box.

Over 1 Hour
of Battery

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Is there anything worse than the battery running flat just when youโ€™re getting close? Not here. Enjoy over an hour of play!

Sustainably Minded
Discreet Delivery

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We provide discreet, free and tracked delivery on all orders over $125, provided by Canada Post. Express options by FedEx are also available, including free 48 hour deliveryย with all orders over $350. Orders shipped via FedEx will arrive free of duties and taxes. All our packaging is 100% discreet, sustainable and plastic-free.

Simply Lube
Approved

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Linden is compatible with our coveted Organic Simply Lubricant and Simply Toy Cleaner, don't forget yours at checkout.

Tree Planted

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For each purchase weโ€™ll plant a tree to say thanks. So far weโ€™ve planted over 40,000!

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Linden is meticulously crafted from sanitary-grade silicone, which is not only body-safe but also skin-friendly.

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Length: 20 cm (7.9 inches)
Width: 10 cm (3.9 inches)
Height: 8.5 cm (3.3 inches)
Weight: 565g (20oz)

F**k Yourself. Not the planet.TM

We plant a tree for every item you purchase.

As part of our 'orgasms for oxygen scheme', we plant a tree for every item purchased. We're currently replenishing devastating deforestation in North West Madagascar, and with your help have planted over 30,000 trees.

We make sex toys from recycled ocean plastic.

Since 2022, all of our best sellers have been made using a recycled ocean plastic internal core, adorned with a buttery smooth sanitary grade silicone covering.

Oh, and also...

Carbon offset delivery.
Totally plastic free packing.
Never tested on animals.
Body safe & skin kind.

Additional information

Weight 565 g
Dimensions 33 × 17 × 9 cm

The World of Thrusting Masturbators: Unleashing Ultimate Pleasure

If there’s one domain of sex toys that has seen a significant transformation, it’s the world of male masturbators. In the vast landscape of sex toys designed for men, there’s one shining star that seems to be on everyone’s lips (and cart) lately โ€“ the thrusting masturbator. Let’s dive deep into the sensations, designs, and benefits of this remarkable device.

The World of Thrusting Masturbators: Unleashing Ultimate Pleasure

If there’s one domain of sex toys that has seen a significant transformation, it’s the world of male masturbators. In the vast landscape of sex toys designed for men, there’s one shining star that seems to be on everyone’s lips (and cart) lately โ€“ the thrusting masturbator. Let’s dive deep into the sensations, designs, and benefits of this remarkable device.

Why Choose a Thrusting Masturbator?

While traditional male masturbators, often referred to as ‘pocket pussies’ or ‘masturbation cups’, offer a snug wrap around the penis to simulate a lifelike feeling, the thrusting male masturbator takes things to a whole new level. Imagine all the feelings of a pocket pussy combined with the sensation of oral sex. Sounds dreamy, doesn’t it?

By using a thrusting male masturbator, you not only get the sensation of penetration but also the rhythmic thrusting reminiscent of real-life sex. This dynamic play makes the whole experience of male masturbation more immersive, adding an extra layer of realism to the mix.

Introducing Linden: A Game-Changer in Male Masturbation

Linden stands out in the crowded market of male masturbators. Made from high-quality, body-safe materials like silicone, Linden mimics the sensation of penetrative sex, bringing a realistic touch to your solo or partnered sessions. Its soft interior feels just like the real deal, especially when you apply a good amount of lube, like Simply Lube.

Key Features:

  1. Three Stroking Speeds: Linden boasts three different speed settings, ensuring that your pleasure meets your mood and needs every time.
  2. Long Playtime: With over an hour of playtime, your sessions with Linden can be as long or short as you desire. Plus, it’s easy to charge, making it ready for the next round whenever you are.
  3. Simply Lube Approved: Linden and Simply Lube are like a match made in heaven. Together they maximize your pleasure. And when it’s time to clean up, Simply Toy Cleaner makes the process straightforward.

Realism at its Best: The Sensations & Feelings

Size matters, and with dimensions of 20cm x 10cm x 8.5cm, Linden provides a comfortable fit for many penis sizes. The sleeve, designed with intricate ribbed textures, stimulates every inch of the penis. This level of detail is what makes thrusting masturbators, particularly Linden, a game-changer. It offers a tantalizing experience, one that makes the act of masturbating feel like a close replication of real sex.

The aesthetics also play a vital role in the overall experience. Linden is no mere masturbation cup. Its futuristic design makes it a discreet yet stylish addition to your collection, and its non-porous materials ensure it’s easy to clean and maintain.

Hand-Free Experience: The New Way to Enjoy Solo Time

One thing that sets thrusting male masturbators apart is the ability to go hands-free. With Linden, you can let the device do all the work. Its oscillating motor swiftly brings you to climax, allowing you to lay back and enjoy the ride. This hands-free experience means you can explore other forms of pleasure simultaneously or just let your mind wander into its fantasies.

Caring for Linden

A sex toy’s lifespan can grow significantly with the right care. Linden is no exception. After each use, removing the inner sleeve and cleaning it with warm water ensures its longevity. Being easy to clean is not just a luxury; it’s a necessity. To find a thrusting masturbator that’s as straightforward to maintain as Linden is genuinely a gem in the vast ocean of sex toys.

The Verdict on Thrusting Masturbators

The landscape of male masturbators is vast, but thrusting masturbators, especially those of Linden’s caliber, are in a league of their own. If you’re looking to add a device that brings the sensation of sex to your solo play or enhances the experience with a partner, Linden should be at the top of your list.

Beyond Basics: Delving Deeper into Thrusting Masturbators

The world of sex toys for men has been evolving rapidly, and thrusting masturbators are leading the charge. But what makes them stand head and shoulders above other male masturbators? And why should every man consider adding one to his collection?

The Science Behind the Sensation

Traditional male masturbators focus on replicating the feeling of a vagina or oral sex. These toys are often made from soft, pliable materials like silicone to give a realistic sensation. However, a thrusting masturbator like Linden goes one step further. By incorporating a dynamic thrusting mechanism, it not only mimics the sensation of penetration but also the rhythmic motions of actual sex. This duality enhances the pleasure multifold, ensuring every session feels fresh and exhilarating.

Size & Structure: Perfecting the Experience

A good thrusting masturbator doesn’t just feel good; it fits well too. Men come in all shapes and sizes, and so should their toys. The meticulous sizing of Linden ensures it wraps around the penis comfortably, without being too tight or loose. The ribbed and textured sleeve adds another layer of sensation, ensuring the entire penis, from base to tip, is stimulated during use.

Hands-Free Fun: The Future of Male Masturbation

The idea of masturbating without using your hands might seem foreign to some. But with a thrusting male masturbator like Linden, it’s entirely possible, and dare we say, preferable. By letting the device take control, you free up your hands for other erogenous zones or to hold your partner close, making the experience even more intimate.

Maintenance: Easy and Efficient

One significant advantage of Linden is how easy it is to clean. After all, no one wants to spend a lot of time cleaning up after enjoying themselves. With Linden’s removable sleeve and non-porous materials, washing up is a breeze. Remember to use warm water and a mild soap or a dedicated sex toy cleaner to ensure your toy remains in top condition.

Going Green with Linden

In today’s world, where being environmentally conscious is paramount, even our sex toys need to be earth-friendly. Linden steps up to the plate with its commitment to running a carbon-neutral business, ensuring that pleasure doesn’t come at the planet’s expense.

Conclusion: Is Linden the Right Thrusting Masturbator for You?

With its blend of realism, pleasure, and convenience, Linden seems to tick all the right boxes for anyone looking to enhance their male masturbation experience. If you’re on the fence about whether to add a thrusting masturbator to your collection, consider Linden as a top contender. After all, in the world of sex toys, it’s not just about the destination (though orgasms are, of course, delightful); it’s about the journey and the feelings and sensations you experience along the way.

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How does a thrusting masturbator differ from regular male masturbators?

A thrusting masturbator, like Linden, offers dynamic movement, simulating the rhythmic motions of real sex. While regular male masturbators rely on manual movement, thrusting ones have built-in mechanisms that do the work for you, providing a hands-free experience and an added layer of realism.

2. Is it safe to use water-based lube with Linden?

Absolutely! Linden is compatible with most high-quality lubricants, especially water-based ones. It’s always recommended to use lube, like Simply Lube, for an enhanced, smooth experience. However, always ensure that your chosen lube is suitable for silicone toys to maintain the integrity of the material.

3. How discreet is the design of Linden?

Linden boasts a futuristic design that doesn’t immediately read as a sex toy, making it a discreet addition to your collection. Its appearance might remind some of a modern hairdryer or other household device, allowing for subtle storage and peace of mind.

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